Monster Briefs, "for the guy who has everything" (vintage ad)


14 Responses to “Monster Briefs, "for the guy who has everything" (vintage ad)”

  1. Boundegar says:

    O man, Creepy magazine ruined my childhood.  And that’s without the Underoos.

  2. Brainspore says:

    No “Sea Serpent” version?

  3. deadbot says:

    What would be worse, finding a pair of these in an attic that were still in the package and in pristine condition or a pair that were stained and well-worn?

    And what exactly does ’100% stretchable’ mean? There is not a single percent that cannot stretch? The underwear can stretch to 100% of its original size?

  4. plyx says:

    That guy looks a little like Lee Harvey Oswald.

  5. CastanhasDoPara says:

    Nylon? Briefs? Yeah, that’s gotta be comfortable. Pass.

  6. chgoliz says:

    Hang on, the guy doesn’t have everything….why he doesn’t even have the shirt on his back.

  7. voiceinthedistance says:


  8. Preston Sturges says:

    Fred Schneider “Monster In My Pants”

  9. cdh1971 says:

    Oh man…it would have been EPIC if Freddie Mercury knew about, and was able to obtain these.

    (I assume he didn’t know about and/or wasn’t able to obtain these ’cause I’m sure he woulda worn ‘em if he did.)

  10. yupgiboy says:

    I miss 4E’s Famous Monsters Of Filmland so much. I wanted EVERYTHING in the Captain Company catalog.

  11. Cory Doctorow says:

    You forgot the ZOMGWANT tag!

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