Can it be blood ninja has surfaced again?!

You obviously do not appreciate what I am saying, because that’s not what I said. Some of these comments exhibit sexism. Full stop.

“At the same time, you are apparently willing to receive a paid vacation to hang out with a bunch of dudes that want a woman around…”

I am willing to receive a paid vacation in recompense for spending a short period of time with said bunch of dudes, actually. I never said I’d hang with them, and I can’t see tagging along their stag party. That seems like it would be weird. Anyway, more on the not reading what I’m writing?

“…not for what you can add to the game play, but because you willing to expose your large boobs to strangers.”

Really? That’s all they want? That’s funny; I thought they advertised for a DM, not a stripper. Just being willing to expose your boobs is just one part of what they’re looking for.

Anyway, this is a good example of the second sexist bit; that all men are pigs and liking boobs is proof thereof.

I like boobs. I would enjoy a topless DM. I would work as a topless DM. That doesn’t make me a pig. That doesn’t make these guys pigs. To say otherwise is sexist.

We are large; we contain multitudes.

But with this kind of broad exposure, it would surprise me if they wouldn’t find a suitable DM that meets their criteria.

An actual “in home live entertainment” specialist doesn’t sit and look pretty, she’s a performer, often an athletic one. She doesn’t have to hold awkward poses and she doesn’t sign over recording and publication rights, but she does have to work in under-heated rooms in inadequate clothing, and the audience is usually worse behaved than a photographer.

The Topless DM gets to sit comfortably (although skimpily dressed in a cold room), and I suspect while a certain “charming bubbly hostess” attitude would be a good plan, your performance isn’t the same kind of athleticism required for that live entertainer, nor are you signing over recording and publication rights. If they’re expecting someone to pole-dance or otherwise actively “be sexy” while DMing, I agree it should be significantly higher.
If they’re expecting someone to DM (primary activity) with exposed bewbs and a tolerant attitude towards the attention this attracts as an added feature, I’d actually peg it around the same as a photographic model. I’m thinking more “Hooters Waitress” than stripper here, only the dynamic is different because the DM isn’t serving, the DM is murdering you with a 20 hit dice red dragon.

Of course a photographic model can range much higher than $100/hr (that’s really more of a junior wage) but I don’t think there are any pro Topless DMs out there to have established portfolios yet :)

That “exciting adventure” covers a lot of ground.

Who knows, maybe one of their friends did this last year and it went over so well that now whoever caught the garter is having it.

More seriously, I do find the ad creepy, personally – and the “who wants to see a chubby geek girl topless” responses WAY creepier.  I can just about imagine a few male friends who would do this sort of thing for a bachelor party, although I can’t imagine them advertising for a complete stranger to take off her clothes and run the game.  They’d probably spend the whole time offering her their shirts because she looked cold. 

Srsly.

That said, I do remember quite a few well-mannered, good looking guys and girls that I’ve played with in my time.    The most irksome was the fellow that looked like Sean Bean, ridiculously over-the-top in practiced manner and bearing, able to charm and sweet talk the worst of the worst, and knew everything.   I’d have punched him in the face, if it weren’t for the fact that ‘knowing everything’ included a black belt in TKD.