Comments on: Wingnut fantasy: Obama’s mom was a porn star, dad was communist poet

By: addalled

addalled — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 17:18:00 +0000

Next thing your gonna tell me that Elizabeth Warren is a Native American.

By: Robert Holmgren

Robert Holmgren — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 02:06:00 +0000

Ha ha ha…that’s impossible. In the real world stuff like this doesn’t happen…except for Obama getting a Nobel Peace Prize prior to doing anything, John Edwards fathering a child during his campaign while his wife dies of cancer, Bill Clinton screwing an intern, but aside from that…and JFK porking the girlfriend of a Mafia boss, or having Ted Sorenson write Profiles in Courage for him, porking Marilyn Monroe along with his brother, or, for that matter Teddy Kennedy drowning a passenger in his car without reporting it for several hours and then getting a slap on the wrist. But Obama having the wrong father–never happen.

By: Angie Jones

Angie Jones — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 16:27:00 +0000

a spidery creator from outerspace(or another dimension) IT, and Tagg(or tag) it. puny! Stephen king approved I bet!

By: gehringer

gehringer — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 10:15:00 +0000

It’s already on TPB, but sure!

By: mistwolf

mistwolf — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 07:42:00 +0000

Clearly, he is an atheist pretending to be a Muslim pretending to be a Christian. It’s so clear to me now!

By: Quiche de Resistance

Quiche de Resistance — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 21:10:00 +0000

They are sending DVDs because much of the target audience are unfamiliar with the internet and digital media. They are also sending out 750,000 VHS tapes. (so look for those too)

By: Joseph Francis

Joseph Francis — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:30:00 +0000

This video has been removed by the user.
Sorry about that.:(

By: Gyrofrog

Gyrofrog — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:10:00 +0000

I’m guessing your blood runs cold, and your memory has just been sold.

(When I worked at a call center, everyone gossiped about one agent who supposedly had nekkid photos on the internet. But they either missed, or didn’t talk about, another agent who actually did.)

By: Gyrofrog

Gyrofrog — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:06:00 +0000

If I’m not mistaken, “Citizens United” neatly handles this paper trail.

By: ashypete

ashypete — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 19:13:00 +0000

I haven’t seen those two films but I am told by people who have that they have an anti-Obama message. I do know that the DVD covers for those two are awesomely craptacular.

By: wrecksdart

wrecksdart — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 17:57:00 +0000

Agreed–one of the best super-cheap videos I found was “Quayle Eggs” (IIRC), all about VP Dan Quayle and his habit of saying relatively dumb things. Lost the video some time back, but it was quite the find for $0.99.

By: Rob Wheeler

Rob Wheeler — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:05:00 +0000

The people who take this stuff seriously weren’t exactly on the fence with their vote before.

By: jackbird

jackbird — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 13:31:00 +0000

I saw that movie. The scene where the president uses a shark steak sandwich to assert his alpha dominance is awesome.

By: CognitiveDissident

CognitiveDissident — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 05:36:00 +0000

Perception is Everything, drink Spite.

By: lakelady

lakelady — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 03:45:00 +0000

thank you (original link has now been removed entirely)

By: jorgenfleisterman

jorgenfleisterman — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 03:44:00 +0000

It’s actually just kinda weird when you find out someone you used to be friends with (in high school) ended up as a briefly notable pornstar. It makes for a funny and interesting anecdote, but it’s just…weird.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 03:24:00 +0000

I indoctrinated some steaks with chili oil over-night before grilling.

By: chris jimson

chris jimson — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 02:48:00 +0000

Years ago I was shown a porn pic that looked a lot like a girl I briefly dated, the more I looked at it, the more I was convinced it was her. It turned out it wasn’t, but I learned that your mind can play tricks on you with regard to photos and memories of faces. I have no doubt plenty of wing nuts have convinced themselves it is indeed her, no matter what anybody says.

By: Ernest Valdemar

Ernest Valdemar — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 02:43:00 +0000

Of course the theory is complete bull. The events described happened while Obama was building an airstrip on Grenada.

By: chris jimson

chris jimson — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 02:31:00 +0000

This theory has been floating around in Wingnutostan since at least back in the spring, but it couldn’t get much traction because they were already married to the “fake birth certificate” idea, so to propose that Obama really was born in Hawaii, even if fathered by a “communist”, was doomed to fail.

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 02:26:00 +0000

That music is pretty sweet. Pity the retro porn is censored.

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 02:18:00 +0000

I live in Cincinnati, where the hell is mine?

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 02:14:00 +0000

Also, atheist.

By: Funk Daddy

Funk Daddy — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 01:56:00 +0000

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/08/28/Politics_0828_AnnRomney_Women_480x360.jpg

I won’t be searching porn ATM, but yeah, hell I had a friend went into porn a decade back that’s going to look just like Ann Romney in a few years. Maybe already if it didn’t go well. Can’t remember the name she chose initially, have no idea if she stuck with it.

Yeah, there’s probably a baker’s dozen, cause Ann isn’t terribly distinctive in appearance IMHO

By: Funk Daddy

Funk Daddy — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 01:41:00 +0000

I lost my card, now I can’t get into the meetings and can’t collect my entitlements.

I called and tried to get a replacement card, some guy hissed about not keeping lists and hung up.

I guess I’m not a socialist anymore.

By: Funk Daddy

Funk Daddy — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 01:39:00 +0000

It’s probably ridiculous enough to pass for parody or satire when viewed by sane people. Public figures can’t do a lot about that, except get re-elected and order a drone strike

By: teapot

teapot — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 00:54:00 +0000

American politics is a very entertaining spectator sport.

By: SovereignEntity

SovereignEntity — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 00:53:00 +0000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMUlWbO1rhk

By: disillusion

disillusion — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 00:52:00 +0000

I believe in this case it would be libel, since rather than spoken words it’s done in a movie. The legal definitions of these things can be annoying since they effectively mean the same thing -_-

By: spejic

spejic — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 00:50:00 +0000

The winner of oh-eight’s campaigns
Tried to institute the ideas of Keynes
As the first steps to smartly
create a Communist Party.
We have nothing to lose but our chains.