Floridan Joseph Pineda, 33, wanted a burger but was unable to pay for his order. So he pretended to be an officer of the law, flashing a gun and badge in an attempt to get his meal free of charge. [FloriDUH]

11 Responses to “Fake cop demands food”

  1. dm pom says:

    McDonald’s. Totally worth a try.

  2. Funk Daddy says:

    Robbing a McDonalds of food is going to be seen as a cry for help by any jury, I think he’ll be safe with claiming temporary insanity.

    I wonder if the manager was clued in by the stupidly obscure weapon he had, or maybe the article meant .45 and not .455. 

    http://i.imgur.com/WQV8Q.jpg

  3. SomeGuyNamedMark says:

    I think they finally caught the Hamburglar.

    Here is a snap from the security camera.

  4. Dave Pease says:

    you’ll want to call this guy a Floridian (among other things…)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floridian

  5. DewiMorgan says:

    And now he gets free food on the taxpayer’s dime! Win win!

  6. Bob Dole's Commie Doppelganger says:

    Fake cop needs food badly!

  7. niktemadur says:

    For a second there, I thought the headline read
    “Fake cop demands fake food”

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