Rob Beschizza at 6:20 am Mon, Oct 8, 2012
ADVERTISE AT BOING BOING!
McDonald’s. Totally worth a try.
Robbing a McDonalds of food is going to be seen as a cry for help by any jury, I think he’ll be safe with claiming temporary insanity.
I wonder if the manager was clued in by the stupidly obscure weapon he had, or maybe the article meant .45 and not .455.
Heh. Props for the Webley-Fosbery Automatic.
Next thing you know, he’ll be running for president:
I think they finally caught the Hamburglar.
Here is a snap from the security camera.
Ever notice how the more recent versions of the Hamburglar look like Alfred E. Neuman in prisoner gear?
Prison will do that to you.
you’ll want to call this guy a Floridian (among other things…)
And now he gets free food on the taxpayer’s dime! Win win!
Fake cop needs food badly!
For a second there, I thought the headline read
“Fake cop demands fake food”
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