Comments on: Tobacco enemas for everyone!

By: feetleet

feetleet — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 21:19:00 +0000

Yup. Just like insufflation (nose) or ocular administration (eyes). Yes, that Looper thing is real. With a capsule or pill, it’s colloquially called ‘plugging’. This is the same reason ‘dip’ is supposed to hit harder than cigarettes – sublingual and gum administration, sped up by fiberglass cutting a path into the arteries. I’d avoid putting fiberglass in your nicotine butt bellows, though.

By: Preston Sturges

Preston Sturges — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 23:17:00 +0000

I read that the reason “blowing smoke up your ass” as synonymous with nonsense is that one of the first scientific papers about saving drowning victims was a comparison of the rectal tobacco treatment versus the primitive forms. of artificial respiration.

By: Preston Sturges

Preston Sturges — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 23:11:00 +0000

No ice!

By: Selena60

Selena60 — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 21:53:00 +0000

Put some pot with it and you’re looking at the next Southern Alabama U frat craze.

By: Jackie Britton

Jackie Britton — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:58:00 +0000

Would this come before or after the coffee enema I wonder?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhNFv4XLB0A&list=PL0BEAE3E4D0C8C4E0&index=1&feature=plpp_video

By: irksome

irksome — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:32:00 +0000

“Man, that satisfies.”

By: Listener43

Listener43 — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:30:00 +0000

Tobacco enemas were so popular that they were applied to dead people.
Hmm.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:23:00 +0000

Not really woo. It’s a stimulant, and rectal administration is a great way to get fast absorption. It’s a probably not very effective equivalent to an epinephrine injection.

By: Funk Daddy

Funk Daddy — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 19:19:00 +0000

Ashtray Ass

By: Drew Christensen

Drew Christensen — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:44:00 +0000

Using the whole bellows, doc?

By: voiceinthedistance

voiceinthedistance — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:28:00 +0000

Most likely “lightly killed” in Monty Python parlance.

By: Florian Bösch

Florian Bösch — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:23:00 +0000

Well, the clinical indicator of dead absent other external causes in the modern medicinical world: “Does the person react?” “Is the heart beating?” “Is there breath?” and if you want to go out on a limb “Does the EEG look like braindead?”

After about 10 minutes of being considered clinically dead, you’re considered officially dead.

But, it has been known that people who where pronounced clinically dead have occasionally come back to life. So the modern medical opinion of “dead” can’t be all there is to it. In fact, medicine is pushing the boundary of dead further and further out. By now, under some conditions, you’re considered alive hours after you stopped breathing and having a heartbeat.

So I believe that the people backthen before modern medicine noticed some strange things too where people who seemed dead, weren’t really. I can only surmise that this interesting smoking device is one (perhaps missguided) attempt to push out the boundary a little. But then, has anybody actually tried the thing in modern times? I mean, we don’t have to go so barbaric. But is there any clinical study of the effect of a nicotine injection on patentients considered clinically dead? No? So who knows…

By: petertrepan

petertrepan — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:09:00 +0000

You jest, but…

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-10-03/news/34243478_1_frat-house-broughton-enemas

By: ♡ Malcolm Jackson

♡ Malcolm Jackson — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:08:00 +0000

Holy smokes, it’s coming out of his belly button.

By: Sean McLaughlin

Sean McLaughlin — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:02:00 +0000

And you thought second hand cigarette smoke was bad!

By: Mighty Blowhole

Mighty Blowhole — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:56:00 +0000

“If they where (sic) dead that probably wouldn’t help.”
…PROBABLY?!? What, we end up with tobacco zombies?

By: Quiche de Resistance

Quiche de Resistance — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:49:00 +0000

I usually smoke via my mouth, but I’d be willing to try a new port

By: Joshua Danchik

Joshua Danchik — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:49:00 +0000

So, is this method of smoking much healthier? Or do you just trade lung cancer for colon cancer?

By: Felton / Moderator

Felton / Moderator — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:35:00 +0000

Bottoms up!

By: SomeGuyNamedMark

SomeGuyNamedMark — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:33:00 +0000

My ass takes filtered menthols.

By: Florian Bösch

Florian Bösch — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:31:00 +0000

If they where dead that probably wouldn’t help. And if they where unconscious smelling salt would probably work better. If they’re not reacting to smelling salts, it’s fairly sure they wouldn’t react to that.

By: Quiche de Resistance

Quiche de Resistance — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:16:00 +0000

“The rectal smoke isn’t working, let’s try his lungs!”

By: Michael LeFevre

Michael LeFevre — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:12:00 +0000

now that’s what I call blowing smoke up someones ass!

By: Max

Max — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:04:00 +0000

I love it, some sort of advert placement engine has decided that an advert for hypnotherapeutic “Stop smoking in one hour” should adorn this article.
I think it would take most people less than an hour to decide that smoking in this way was not what they wanted to do.

By: Robert Cruickshank

Robert Cruickshank — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:03:00 +0000

That could leave you with a bad case of cigarette butt.

By: Max

Max — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:01:00 +0000

It looks almost as pleasant as lung cancer.
Although presumably it would give you arse cancer instead.

Brings a whole new transatlantic confusion to “I’m just popping out for a f*g”

By: petertrepan

petertrepan — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:55:00 +0000

Or “bellows” for that matter. It doesn’t look very pleasant.

By: RangerJay

RangerJay — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:55:00 +0000

This would go great with my Gin & Tonic enema kit!

By: BrokenFiction

BrokenFiction — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:55:00 +0000

Were they ‘Mostly Dead’? Someone call Miracle Max!

By: IRMO

IRMO — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:51:00 +0000

Look alive, people. Don’t make me bring this out.