Comments on: Sexy Hamburger Costume

By: mathew

mathew — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 17:54:00 +0000

She’s ready for her hamburger shot?

By: penguinchris

penguinchris — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 04:24:00 +0000

That’s… actually reasonably clever, I’d say. Also, “peel slowly and see…”

By: awjt

awjt — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 19:17:00 +0000

When men and women never stop making them, women and men will never stop buying them.

By: Kaleberg

Kaleberg — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 18:33:00 +0000

If she had Mickey Mouse ears, maybe she would be a mouseburger. That would have been a real tribute to the late Helen Gurley Brown of Cosmopolitan.

I always wondered what a mouseburger looked like.

By: Quiche de Resistance

Quiche de Resistance — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:10:00 +0000

just look at it

http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Banana-Costume.php

By: Ethan Taliesin Houser

Ethan Taliesin Houser — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 13:40:00 +0000

I’m already outraged!

By: chgoliz

chgoliz — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 13:38:00 +0000

Having spent quite a few Halloweens plopping down $50 on cheap fabric which is then badly put together — by me! — I totally agree with you. Better a badly-made costume that at least is homemade than a badly-made costume that comes from a sweatshop.

By: chgoliz

chgoliz — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 13:33:00 +0000

Do you really need an explanation about how females *temporarily* taking on a male role is OK because they’re trading up — of course they would want to feel the power for a day (and/or soooo cute) — but males taking on a female role are gender traitors, voluntarily giving up their god-given superiority to become — ew, yuck — an inferior female is very, very bad?

By: chgoliz

chgoliz — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 13:28:00 +0000

I *was* going to sing the entire jingle, but now you’ve ruined it.

By: ChickieD

ChickieD — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 13:13:00 +0000

I just went over to the Yandy site Exclusives page. Wow, THAT is crack-crazy amazeballs awesomeness:

http://www.yandy.com/exclusive-unique-costumes

I can only conclude that many of these are meant to be enjoyed in private by two consenting adults recently released from mental hospitals. The Breast Cancer Awareness Pink Leopard (with corset)? The Deluxe Yellow Mouse (with corset, what your mice don’t wear them?)? The Sexy Shark? And last but not least, The Rainbow Explosion Monster Set that looks kind of like Rainbow Bright but – SEXY!

By: awjt

awjt — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 12:47:00 +0000

After I’m done holding them, you can hold them.

By: ChickieD

ChickieD — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 12:46:00 +0000

You mean like the sexy watermelon?

By: Christopher

Christopher — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 12:37:00 +0000

It’s for the woman who wants to be cock of the walk.

By: Christopher

Christopher — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 12:36:00 +0000

Yes, lets be Frank. There might be some guys who want these costumes for themselves. Guys who also like being Frank N. Furter.

By: TheKaz1969

TheKaz1969 — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 12:22:00 +0000

I tried to hold her pickles and hold her lettuce, but apparently, special orders DO upset her…

By: ImmortalYawn

ImmortalYawn — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 10:39:00 +0000

Hamburgers are naturally thin, so this models OK.

By: noah django

noah django — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 08:39:00 +0000

stupid sexy Flanders!

By: John Maple

John Maple — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 07:50:00 +0000

. . . with plenty of love sauce too.

By: desiredusername

desiredusername — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 07:44:00 +0000

I already knew about sexy hamburgers but I never thought of making a costume of one. Very innovative!

By: Geri Sue

Geri Sue — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 05:49:00 +0000

But do they have “Sexy Crack Whore”? I’m asking for a friend.

By: Henry Pootel

Henry Pootel — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 05:46:00 +0000

There’s a sort of amusing cross… uh, cross… cross dressing (?) with the Sexy Rooster costume concept.

http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Rooster-Costume.php

By: pjcamp

pjcamp — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 04:33:00 +0000

This burger’s all buns.

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 03:07:00 +0000

They make the sexy ones for kids too, but they don’t put “sexy” on the wrapper. That way, preteens can slip them into the shopping cart, and mom has no clue until an hour before the party. Cue up the laugh track!

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 03:02:00 +0000

That’s so sad. I cross-dressed for Halloween when I was 9 or 10, and everybody thought it was hilarious. Of course, that was the 70s. Bing Crosby was doing it too.

By: smut clyde

smut clyde — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 02:55:00 +0000

I believe that to be a cummerbund.

I turned round and Jeeves shied like a startled mustang. “I beg your pardon, sir,” he said in a sort of hushed voice. “You are surely not proposing to appear in public in that thing?”
“The cummerbund?” I said in a careless, debonair way, passing it off. “Oh, rather!”

By: RyonRyon

RyonRyon — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 00:00:00 +0000

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that’s why i have … come into the comments

By: feetleet

feetleet — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 23:13:00 +0000

I’ll have her animal style. She’ll have me protein style. Or we could do a double-double. Just as long as she’s well-done…. Yes, I’m aware this got away from me.

By: Sekino

Sekino — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 23:08:00 +0000

No, the “Sexy Dumbass Costume of the Day”

By: Amorette Allison

Amorette Allison — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 22:44:00 +0000

When I was a kid, Halloween was all about scary costumes. I miss scary costumes.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 22:36:00 +0000

A bit weird given how many cultures have (not particularly controversial) theatrical traditions of men dressing as women.