A 14-year-old teen sold his mother's jewelry to pay for a visit to a brothel in Karlsruhe, Germany. [Reuters]

17 Responses to “Boy sells mom's bling to finance brothel trip”

  1. pineapplecharm says:

    Apostrophes.  Short for, “holy shit, here comes an S!”

  2.  I hope he enjoys spankings because he’s likely to get one either way.

  3. Christopher says:

    According to a biography of Picasso I read he would visit brothels when he was fourteen. I guess in those days they were cheap enough that he didn’t need to sell his mother’s jewelry.

    And according to the article the brothel is under investigation for letting the boy and a friend in even though they weren’t the minimum age of eighteen. I can just imagine them getting in and one of them saying, “Dude, they didn’t even card us. We’re totally remembering this place.”

  4. TheKaz1969 says:

    Brothels… just the kind of small businesses Romney wants to help…

  5. welcomeabored says:

    “We don’t know what the mother’s motives are for pressing charges,” said Minet.  “It’s possible she wants to teach him a lesson or it’s possible she felt she had lost control.”

    If he’s old enough to rip off his mom’s jewelry and sell it to buy pussy, he’s old enough for his punk ass to sit in jail.  Don’t back down, mom, THIS is the tough love he needs!

  6. msbpodcast says:

    Well, I predict she’s going to have some kid there, ethically challenged (after all it was her bling,) but intelligent enough to stay out of issue issues (Its a business doing pleasure with you.)

  7. Boundegar says:

    We would probably be laughing less if he sold his mother’s jewelry to buy heroin.  Because prostitution is completely different from addiction.

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