Comments on: Baby's First Baby http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sun, 19 May 2013 09:40:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Robert http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1555246 Robert Fri, 12 Oct 2012 17:02:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1555246 So that's how babby is formed. So that’s how babby is formed.

]]> By: Martijn http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554904 Martijn Fri, 12 Oct 2012 07:41:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554904 Did Xzibit move into the toy making business? Did Xzibit move into the toy making business?

]]> By: cdh1971 http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554891 cdh1971 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 06:54:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554891 "Little Honey Boo Boo Hopping through the forest Scoopin' up the Poodles Bop 'em on the head! Then the Good Fairy came and said: 'Little Honey Boo Boo I don't wanna see you Scoopin' up the Poodles Bop 'em on the head! I'll give you 3 chances, And if you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon!" “Little Honey Boo Boo
Hopping through the forest
Scoopin’ up the Poodles
Bop ‘em on the head!
Then the Good Fairy came and said:
‘Little Honey Boo Boo
I don’t wanna see you
Scoopin’ up the Poodles
Bop ‘em on the head!
I’ll give you 3 chances,
And if you don’t behave, I will turn you into a goon!”

]]> By: chris jimson http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554799 chris jimson Fri, 12 Oct 2012 03:31:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554799 This is what Sly Stone warned us about! This is what Sly Stone warned us about!

]]> By: chris jimson http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554798 chris jimson Fri, 12 Oct 2012 03:30:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554798 Yeah, like an infinite number of levels, hence the little infinity symbols on the box art. Yeah, like an infinite number of levels, hence the little infinity symbols on the box art.

]]> By: pjcamp http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554775 pjcamp Fri, 12 Oct 2012 02:47:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554775 I didn't know Honey Boo Boo came in a box. I didn’t know Honey Boo Boo came in a box.

]]> By: Matthew Hutson http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554732 Matthew Hutson Fri, 12 Oct 2012 01:14:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554732 Yo dawg, I herd you like babies... Yo dawg, I herd you like babies…

]]> By: Rich Keller http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554688 Rich Keller Thu, 11 Oct 2012 23:59:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554688 I thought this was a Shriekback reference. Until I know for sure, I'm not moving a muscle. I thought this was a Shriekback reference. Until I know for sure, I’m not moving a muscle.

]]> By: Preston Sturges http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554524 Preston Sturges Thu, 11 Oct 2012 21:20:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554524 People used to take this literally, that the body contained the homunculi of the next generation.... People used to take this literally, that the body contained the homunculi of the next generation….

]]> By: Jen Onymous http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554501 Jen Onymous Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:56:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554501  You, my friend, need to get out more.  :D  You, my friend, need to get out more.  :D

]]> By: Michael Leger http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554484 Michael Leger Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:39:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554484 "Real pregnancy action!" is better than Real Conception action “Real pregnancy action!” is better than Real Conception action

]]> By: Bucket http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554454 Bucket Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:14:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554454 The Tribbles, it must be said, were not impressed.  The Tribbles, it must be said, were not impressed. 

]]> By: disillusion http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554428 disillusion Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:55:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554428 I heard you like babies, so we put a baby in yo baby so you can parent while you parent. I heard you like babies, so we put a baby in yo baby so you can parent while you parent.

]]> By: atteSmythe http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554382 atteSmythe Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554382 It's babies all the way down. It’s babies all the way down.

]]> By: willdao http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554376 willdao Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:16:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554376 Another point...wonder whether this gets us any closer to wrapping our heads around "I Am my Own Grandpa?" Nah, upon reflection: you just haveta sing it even faster. Another point…wonder whether this gets us any closer to wrapping our heads around “I Am my Own Grandpa?”

Nah, upon reflection: you just haveta sing it even faster.

]]> By: willdao http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554366 willdao Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:12:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554366 Why the shock?  It's surprising given boingboing's presumed demographics.  As anyone who's lived in public housing long has known, Babies having Babies has been an escalating social problem for decades, now. Why the shock?  It’s surprising given boingboing’s presumed demographics.  As anyone who’s lived in public housing long has known, Babies having Babies has been an escalating social problem for decades, now.

]]> By: bo1n6bo1n6 http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554343 bo1n6bo1n6 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:01:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554343 Who's the father? Who’s the father?

]]> By: Anselm http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554305 Anselm Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:36:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554305 Psh, the Russians are miles ahead of us. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matryoshka_doll Psh, the Russians are miles ahead of us. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matryoshka_doll

]]> By: huskerdont http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554297 huskerdont Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:30:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554297  I really should have known. Well, actually, no I shouldn't have. The difference between real life asshattery and the parodies thereof are getting really small and difficult to distinguish.  I really should have known.

Well, actually, no I shouldn’t have. The difference between real life asshattery and the parodies thereof are getting really small and difficult to distinguish.

]]> By: DoubleTee http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554294 DoubleTee Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:26:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554294 Also: the "My Li'l Fetus" doll from Jack Womack's novel" Random Acts of Senseless Violence". Also: the “My Li’l Fetus” doll from Jack Womack’s novel” Random Acts of Senseless Violence”.

]]> By: feetleet http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554287 feetleet Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:23:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554287 "It's just going to get into this ridiculous Russian doll situation" ~ Jemaine “It’s just going to get into this ridiculous Russian doll situation” ~ Jemaine

]]> By: giantasterisk http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554272 giantasterisk Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:15:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554272 Great idea! We can be rid of all those horrible, selfish childfree people. Great idea! We can be rid of all those horrible, selfish childfree people.

]]> By: petertrepan http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554269 petertrepan Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:13:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554269 Did anyone view the site this came from? I am laughing at this so hard I can barely type. Carl Sagan's COSMOS: The Meat Planet http://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/meatplanet/index.htm Did anyone view the site this came from? I am laughing at this so hard I can barely type.

Carl Sagan’s COSMOS: The Meat Planet
http://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/meatplanet/index.htm

]]> By: Ashen Victor http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554263 Ashen Victor Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:08:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554263 So wrong at so many levels...  So wrong at so many levels… 

]]> By: bo_burger http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554260 bo_burger Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:06:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554260 AH!  So it's an art piece not a gag toy:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/10/babys-first-baby-doll-darren-cullen_n_1955234.html AH!  So it’s an art piece not a gag toy:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/10/babys-first-baby-doll-darren-cullen_n_1955234.html

]]> By: SamSam http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554261 SamSam Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:06:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554261 What is this I don't even What is this I don’t even

]]> By: Christopher http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554258 Christopher Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:05:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554258 Why isn't baby's baby's baby also pregnant? Is it because those damn liberals made her get an abortion?  Why isn’t baby’s baby’s baby also pregnant? Is it because those damn liberals made her get an abortion? 

]]> By: arikol http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554253 arikol Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:03:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554253 the line that got me was "baby's baby is pregnant too".... that just freaks me the hell out..  "now, you too can have a Joseph Fritzl type household, with Baby's First Baby. Complete with child pregnancy!" the line that got me was “baby’s baby is pregnant too”…. that just freaks me the hell out.. 
“now, you too can have a Joseph Fritzl type household, with Baby’s First Baby. Complete with child pregnancy!”

]]> By: bo_burger http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554250 bo_burger Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:02:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554250 Hilarious!  3 layers of baby!  It's like a turducken!  The problem with these joke toys is they aren't actually built to be played with ( like narhwhal vs unicorn) otherwise I'd be tempted to boggle my kids' minds with baby's baby's baby.  Hilarious!  3 layers of baby!  It’s like a turducken!  The problem with these joke toys is they aren’t actually built to be played with ( like narhwhal vs unicorn) otherwise I’d be tempted to boggle my kids’ minds with baby’s baby’s baby. 

]]> By: Brainspore http://boingboing.net/2012/10/11/babys-first-baby.html#comment-1554236 Brainspore Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:52:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=186758#comment-1554236 Just like Tribbles! Just like Tribbles!

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