Comments on: Dead Ewok action figure

By: AquaDad18

AquaDad18 — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 02:33:00 +0000

You just totally made my day!

By: Michael Wiik

Michael Wiik — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 15:57:00 +0000

Yeah the Ewok victory would have been more realistic and and felt more heartening had the movie showed hundreds of thousands of dead Ewoks instead of 1 or 2.

By: Peter Hale

Peter Hale — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 15:47:00 +0000

I’d buy it.

By: vonbobo

vonbobo — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 04:19:00 +0000

Could have sworn I’ve seen a pile of dead jawas before?

By: ocker3

ocker3 — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 02:29:00 +0000

He’s pining for the pines

By: allium

allium — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 00:58:00 +0000

Collect all 10^70!

By: feetleet

feetleet — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 00:20:00 +0000

Cultural informant.

By: feetleet

feetleet — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 23:07:00 +0000

Based on that ominous eye, I’m thinking you’re more of a three/four ewok man. Or oz.

By: Philboyd Studge

Philboyd Studge — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:46:00 +0000

Better yet: Ewok stickers for the bottom of an AT-ST’s foot.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:27:00 +0000

You know, I need a new sporran.

By: Zach Z

Zach Z — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:03:00 +0000

At least it’s not a bent wookie.

By: efergus3

efergus3 — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:39:00 +0000

“No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’!”

By: Sagodjur

Sagodjur — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:36:00 +0000

I recall marveling years ago at that argument and laughing at how much time was wasted arguing for a position that is easily dismissed by realizing that arguing that real world physical laws apply to a fictional world with already known exceptions to real world physical laws is just silly. You have to pick and choose which real world physical laws you want to apply to the fictional world in order to make the argument work. As a work of fiction, George Lucas can simply say, “it didn’t happen that way because that’s not how I wrote it,” and just make up a reason why it didn’t happen if he felt the need to explain why it didn’t happen.

By: theophrastvs

theophrastvs — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:29:00 +0000

there are plenty of “plush microbes”, you mean there are no plush mitochondria …er, metachlorians?

By: GawainLavers

GawainLavers — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:24:00 +0000

All the articles I see point to a dead link on this site: http://www.mcmorran.org/

By: Sagodjur

Sagodjur — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:23:00 +0000

You can’t make an action figure of the Force. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together. That would be one big toy packaging.

By: Marc Mielke

Marc Mielke — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:11:00 +0000

The ONLY good ewok.

By: wetdog2

wetdog2 — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:10:00 +0000

But wait, there’s more: http://www.randallcate.com/rc/2009/07/star-wars-toys-that-never-made-it-to-the-store-shelf/

Been around since 2007, at least.

By: Sparkstalker

Sparkstalker — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Ask and thy shall receive:
http://howtocarveroastunicorn.blogspot.com/2011/09/friday-figures-aunt-beru-uncle-owen.html

By: Editz

Editz — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:56:00 +0000

Ta daaa.

By: AquaDad18

AquaDad18 — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:51:00 +0000

What’s next? The scorched bones of Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen…hey…that’s a good idea! (probably already been done).

Disembodied Skywalker hands (fully poseable!)

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:49:00 +0000

Isn’t that kind of the opposite of an action figure?

By: April Arcus

April Arcus — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:46:00 +0000

Obligatory link to the Endor Holocaust: http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html

By: feetleet

feetleet — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:46:00 +0000

Goot ewok.