This turtle pees through its mouth


12 Responses to “This turtle pees through its mouth”

  1. feetleet says:

    “Don’t sh*t where you eat, turtle.  Pee there.” ~ Bear Grylls

  2. David Horton says:

    I am still unemployed and thinking I’m missing out on an exciting and rewarding career. How do I get paid to research this sort of thing?

  3. Hegelian says:

    “But its bizarre appearance pales in comparison to an even more bizarre, and newly discovered, habit: it urinates through its mouth.”

    I dunno if urinating through its mouth is much more bizarre than the somewhat more common “urinating through the  male reproductive organ”, or the “breathing, eating and drinking through the same tube” found in humans.

    • feetleet says:

      I would imagine male Homo Erectus dongs are selective vis-a-vis (I NEVER get to use that) peeing while fleeing (and remember, most mammals actually have a real BONE there. Scout’s honor). And I could see access to potable sterile fresh water (via urine) being very important for land-dwellers, even though that doesn’t seem to be what MOST people use it for (suckers).  Also, this?

      This is what I have to say about that:

  4. feetleet says:

    There.  For your exploiting pleasure. In case you didn’t know, I’m kind of an expert at photoshop.

  5. oldtaku says:

    So then I imagine it sounds something like…

  6. Ian Brewer says:

    I know we aren’t supposed to make political comments on non-relevant threads, but perhaps this explains Mitch McConnel. Maybe David Icke is onto something.

  7. I dunno, are we sure that what we are looking at is actually its head?

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