Comments on: Justin Bieber duct tape

By: stan p

stan p — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:01:00 +0000

I was upset…but then I just sat up…now all is well

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 14:46:00 +0000

Is it just me or has he gotten really generic looking recently?

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 14:42:00 +0000

What if he doesn’t and becomes the PM of Canada? That would mean americans might finally become interested in canadian politics. The horror.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 14:40:00 +0000

Bieber is german for beaver. So just imagine saying it in accent and spelling it phonetically.

I don’t even know why I just bothered with that.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 14:37:00 +0000

But the vocaloid machine would need to be unplugged

By: Nylund

Nylund — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 14:28:00 +0000

I’m still upset that a company decided to promote the mispronunciation of duct tape by naming its product after the common mistake. Yes, I know this is not a recent thing. I’ve been upset for quite some time.

By: gumbowing

gumbowing — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 06:28:00 +0000

I thought it was a can of chewing tobacco at first!
Now that would be a sure sign of end times.

By: fuzzyfuzzyfungus

fuzzyfuzzyfungus — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 02:20:00 +0000

Arg. Don’t substitute duct tape for electrical tape. It angers Thor!

By: snagglepuss

snagglepuss — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 02:12:00 +0000

No, no, NO !

You don’t use this stuff to silence Beiber’s squealing FANS – You use it to tie somebody who already hates him, and is also a person WHOM YOU HATE AS WELL, to a tree or a fire hydrant or some other secure object before starting “Baby Baby Baby” on and endless loop. Be sure to alert any heartless human behaviorists and torture porn devotees beforehand, so that they can bring popcorn and chairs.

By: bolamig

bolamig — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 02:00:00 +0000

Sounds like a good way to mark your tools so that nobody thinks they are theirs.

By: Laurent Dubois

Laurent Dubois — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:36:00 +0000

I second that comment and add that we could tape him somewhere on a wall and let him appreciate the sound of silence for a few months.

By: B E Pratt

B E Pratt — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:00:00 +0000

Sorry, but if that were true Bieber would have disappeared years ago. Don’t hate on the Bieb!

By: Laura Almond

Laura Almond — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 22:56:00 +0000

Yeah, saw that ad today and kept thinking “I quite like this guy, films ain’t bad and he’s doing some stuff for sustainable housing ….. please, please, please don’t be for a scent……. Doh!”

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:50:00 +0000

I was waiting for him to say, “1791 was the year it happened. I was 24, younger than you are now. But times were different then, I was a man at that age: the master of a large plantation just south of New Orleans.”

By: otterhead

otterhead — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:57:00 +0000

I can’t wait to make LARP weapons with this stuff.

“Two damage by Bieber!”

By: awjt

awjt — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:56:00 +0000

Now we need a Britney spear and a Lady gag.

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:49:00 +0000

I know an electrician who needs a roll of this. He doesn’t know it, but he needs it.

By: mappo

mappo — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:09:00 +0000

It’s not, it’s just hard to care.

By: creesto

creesto — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:08:00 +0000

Can someone explain to me how people have favorite colors or favorite foods or whatever faves? My life is one experience after the next, many new some repeated…I guess my ‘favorite’ would be breathing…

By: welcomeabored

welcomeabored — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:02:00 +0000

For example, have you checked out the Brad Pitt, $7 million, Chanel #5 commercial? For those of us silly enough to be suceptible to the validity of rumors of how Brad smells (me), this was ripe with irony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGs4CjeJiJQ&feature=plcp

By: welcomeabored

welcomeabored — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:52:00 +0000

I can’t always tell, in the PR agency’s fevered attempt to promote their client and make a buck, if having a publicist is a help or a hinderance to a celebrity’s career. The client often ends up looking ridiculous and the public gets sick of him/her. So many movies I refused to see because I was tired of the actors.

By: Robert Cruickshank

Robert Cruickshank — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:48:00 +0000

Every time I walk into my local drugstore, I have to walk past a display for Justin Bieber’s Girlfriend cologne. Now I’m going to think about this product every time I see that one. Thanks for that.

By: SofaKing

SofaKing — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:43:00 +0000

How long before this ‘design’ appears on the hot new ‘kinetic’ tape that the athletes are adhering all over their bodies (Olympics)? Will we soon see LeBron with several little Bieber-faces slapped across his thighs?

By: Marc Rigney

Marc Rigney — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:42:00 +0000

I assumed that this tape was supposed to be used on Beliebers, to muffle the incessant squealing.

By: saint_al

saint_al — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:36:00 +0000

Just let Bieber fizzle out. It shouldn’t take long.

By: mocm

mocm — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:26:00 +0000

Why is it so hard to spell Bieber?

By: GawainLavers

GawainLavers — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:22:00 +0000

Perfect for dealing with your child’s discipline problems. Maybe they can also make a Bieber glue.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:19:00 +0000

“I can’t exactly explain it, officer. The label on the tape spoke to me. It told me to abduct Justin Bieber, restrain him with duct tape, drive him out into the woods, and show the world that there’s still such a thing as justice.”

“I see. Well, thank you for volunteering that, but it looks like you’re a little late. Some tweenage girls apparently got here to Mr. Bieber’s house first, and did something … similar. But probably different.”

“Yeah. Looks like they bought an awful lot of this tape.”

By: Felix Tannenbaum

Felix Tannenbaum — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:17:00 +0000

the perfect accessory for my white panel van.

By: Florian Bösch

Florian Bösch — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:07:00 +0000

Necessary preventive action to avoid further crimes against humanity by means of distribution of malicious audio signals.