Failed cannonball into frozen swimming pool

"Fuck the fucking cold." (Thanks, Gabe Adiv!)


    1. Wow. Honestly, seeing someone land arse-first on ice is a lot funnier than seeing someone land head-first on ice…

      1.  Plus there was a Lot more laughing from the guy who hurt his arse, and less falling over like he had seriously injured himself.

    2. In parts of the US, it’s traditional to shout “Hey Y’all!  Watch this!” before attempting this sort of stunt.

  1. Thought that the beginning of the video looks like a setup for a porn flick. Put on my headphones, heard heavy breathing and German speech…

    1. Never mind ice shards – getting trapped under ice is a very effective way of drowning yourself.

      What we saw was probably the absolute best possible outcome.

    1.  I don’t think so.  The giggling at the end is pretty infectious, and it shows that the guy probably wasn’t seriously hurt.

    1. This is why I actually DO watch Tosh.O.  (Also, because a large part of my 43 year old self has the maturity of a 14 year old)

        1. I will have to check that out!  (After I watch this poor guy bruise his booty a few more times.  I  love his swim trunks – no padding whatsoever.)

  2. The only possible way that could have been made better was if the ice had given way when he hit it with his fist.

    Thanks for this video. It made my afternoon so much better. I needed a good laugh.

  3. I guess it’s not surprising to know that Steve-O has a Lithuanian doppelganger…  I think the rough translation of what he said right after he hit the ice was, LOL I think I broke my ass. 

  4. It’s “Motherfucker, fuck the fucking world, and my new band is called ?Sizkil”. But “fuck the fucking cold” works too.

  5. Reminds me of a friend, who brilliantly decided to kick the head off a small snowman while passing a neighborhood front yard. He launched a running kick, the head didn’t budge, and he broke his foot. Cold, FTW!

    1. Wife was at a party once where some guys decided to jump into the snow, naked, after a sauna. Trouble was, there had been freezing rain. One torn nutsack.

    2.  I was driving a large truck down a street one wintry day when I espied what looked like a large snowball that had rolled into the lane. I thought I’d do the neighborly thing and bust it under my wheel.
      It turned out to be a giant snow-covered rock, and my 4 tonne truck got at least 2 wheels in the air. Wound up completely off the road, on the same side, facing the opposite direction. Exciting.
      At the time I thought “Thank flip there was no one around for me to hit”, but on reflection it might have been better if someone was around, because then I wouldn’t have tried it on in the first flippin place.

  6. On the brightside, while his tailbone took a beating, there were a pair of balls in his trunks grateful for the reprieve.  Win-win.

  7. He was scooting across the ice like a dog with worms rubbing his ass on the carpet.

    Where we live, that’s what we call entertainment. 

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