Shocking, vicious attack-ads from the dirty presidential race


29 Responses to “Shocking, vicious attack-ads from the dirty presidential race”

  1. Boundegar says:

    One more example of the oppressive patriarchy squashing the political aspirations of women.

  2. BadIdeaSociety says:

    There is no way I am voting for someone who eats beverages. You drink beverages! Dad is a fool.

  3. David Carroll says:

    Who gets to tell the newly elected president that they can’t do squat without support from the house members? Yes the one you just called “stinky”, “ugly” and a poop eater on national internet. ;)

    • welcomeabored says:

      As with many a government is which there is no clear majority, there will be the need to form a coalition, backroom deals will be made, members of the opposition will be getting in bed with one another… um, has mommy endorsed a candidate yet, or will she be voting the Green Party?

    • Drew_Gehringer says:

       *pop eater.

  4. Wingnut says:

    Uh-ph, I heard that Elissa has just retained Gloria Allred…

  5. BarBarSeven says:

    Her father is ugly. Screw him!

  6. nixiebunny says:

    Calvin’s Dad from Calvin and Hobbes had the same problem.

  7. grimc says:

    Elissa’s smiling on her poster, which tells me that her administration would be approachable and conscious of my needs. On the other hand, Daddy can put his poster higher, and sometimes you need somebody who can reach high things.

  8. Ed Ligget. Tuba. says:

    My anonymous source says they’re secretly blood relatives, so there’s very little difference between the candidates.  WRITE IN CAMPAIGN FOR MOM!!!

  9. Wingnut says:

    There is only one valid choice…

  10. benher says:

    Pop? Is this a Minnesota election by chance??

  11. Deidzoeb says:

    It’s the Northern Plan. Daddy realizes he’s alienating California and New England by eating “pop” instead of soda, but he would have lost those anyway. Elissa could solidify her support from the South by eating “coke”.

    Frickin dogwhistle politics, man.

  12. DSarge001 says:

    i want to see elissas’ birth cetrticate & dad’s tax returns from the last 3 years before I cast my vote.

  13. Shibi_SF says:

    I want to know more about this popping (pooping?) cat.  

  14. rocketpjs says:

    We all know it’s Mom who is really in charge in the backroom, Dad and Alissa are just two flavors of the same party.  She controls the action with candies and other forms of bribery, especially since Citizens United.

    If either of them ever actually says something that threatens the authority and position of Mom, then look out.

  15. OgilvyTheAstronomer says:

    Life imitates Fallout…

  16. Jen Onymous says:

    For the love of Cthullu PLEASE don’t give the current Presidential candidates any more ideas for negative attacks. 

    I could see it coming to this…

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