Caturmonday: Caption this


89 Responses to “Caturmonday: Caption this”

  1. Hegelian says:

    “I said ‘Good Day!’ ”

  2. theophrastvs says:

    “Ballot’s just posted. All politics is background noise to me now”

  3. Sherm says:

    “Yet another thing you can do with Star Wars, oh how exciting.”

  4. Peter Wardley-Repen says:

    “I find your lack of cat food… disturbing.”

  5. fuzzyfuzzyfungus says:

    I can barely fathom the naivety of the cat for whom to haz cheezburger was to be happy; and, yet, that cat was I not so long ago…

  6. ComradeQuestions says:

    “I hate Caturmondays.”

  7. “Catsnake is…skeptical.”

  8. ldobe says:

    “I don’t always drink out of the dog’s water. But when I do, I prefer to bully him out of my way.”

  9. Mark Dow says:

    “Put the camera down and the teddy bear lives.”

  10. kenn2 says:


  11. cleek says:


  12. TheKaz1969 says:

    … I just wanted to run down there and punch him out.

  13. Boundegar says:

    The cat is a Master.  He needs no caption.

  14. rob_cornelius says:

    You went on holiday and left me for 2 weeks with complete strangers and you expect me to be nice to you…

  15. steve says:

    No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

    • noah django says:

       whoa, dude.  hivemind.

      if i hadn’t had to re-size the file twice before Disqus would let me post it, I would have beat you!

  16. Grahamers2002 says:


  17. noah django says:


  18. gorfulator says:

    Scanning: B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B

  19. Baron Matthews says:

    You shared your political thoughts on Facebook again? Really? Reeeaaaallly? 

  20. angusm says:

    “For a species that calls itself ‘intelligent’, you certainly do provide a great many counter-examples.”

  21. James Mason says:

    No, I’m Jamie – Adam is the other one.

  22. Felton / Moderator says:

    “We are not amused.”

  23. SomeGuyNamedMark says:

    Lord Plushbottom considers how hard it is to find good domestic servants.

  24. signsofrain says:

    “We need to talk… about diabeetus.”

  25. Christopher Robinson says:

    I am so fucking sick of this stupid cat meme on the internets. How is this still a “thing” after 10 friggin’ years?!  (That’s the caption, but my thoughts as well.)

    • pupdog says:

      Clowns? Who’s still amused by clowns?! They’ve been around for friggin’ centuries already…

      And don’t even get me started on puppets…

  26. thatbob says:

    Please proceed, Governor

  27. solid_ekans says:

    No. I do not have ‘a case of the mondays.’

  28. babVU98i says:

    I am not amused by your puny attempts to put words in my mouth.

  29. Gunn says:

    Your insolence, sir, is matched only by your ignorance.

  30. ChickieD says:

    Oh Snap!

  31. omems says:


  32. P-Dub says:


  33. zuludaddy says:

    “Christ, what an asshole.”

  34. Just_Ok says:

    You want to do what to my what?

  35. Dave Parker says:

    No Mr Mouse, I expect you to die.

  36. Technikant says:

    OMG that cat is looking too angry , amazing pic btw

  37. That_Anonymous_Coward says:

    I swear to god, if this ends up on the internet I am so crapping in your shoe.

  38. Ito Kagehisa says:

    It should just say “meh.”

  39. Rob Knop says:

    “Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight!”

  40. Jerry Sneede says:

    “Last night I heard a cicada.”

  41. TheRealDonahue says:

    “Is Amy Schumer TRYING to be funny?”

  42. “Of course my name is Steve Martin, do I have to put my ‘arrow through my head’ thingy on?”

  43. I remain, as ever, unimpressed.

  44. bluest_one says:

    Mr. Fumpkins’ had grown increasingly bored by the 10-minute standing ovations he recieved as a matter of course. He was, however, now trapped by his imposed social conventions; forced to endure the applause for their duration as his accolytes endeavoured to show their loyalty and shield themselves from any perceived lack of vigour in their adulation and the inevitable horrendous consequences.

  45. mappo says:

    Another internet meme.  How clever.

  46. Mary Lohnes says:

    Great…another Apple release…

  47. gastronaut says:


  48. Dave Green says:

    Uh……yeah! BIG FAT HAIRY DEAL.

    • signsofrain says:

      Gimme a TV and a good hot meal! I said a nap in the sun, a friend to go for a run, the only thing that matters is… how good you feel!

  49. KaiBeezy says:

    i *will* has cheezburger

  50. gastronaut says:

    “Your food-dish-filling initiatives of the last fiscal quarter have consistently fallen short of the expectations of the board.”

  51. Why, Yes. I could balance the budget. I just don’t feel like it.

  52. Diana Kapsner says:

    Set your phasers to.. KILLL

  53. eFarther says:

    I have heard your argument and find it to be both preposterous and absurd. You sir, are a fool.

  54.  “And I care it’s Monday because…?”

  55. Ryan Lenethen says:

    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  56. Ryan Lenethen says:

     Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

  57. lorq says:

    “I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.”

  58. TheMudshark says:

    I will walk into the living room in the middle of your dinner party and start beating off in the corner and there is nothing you can do about it.

  59. grimatongueworm says:

    “The brochure CLEARLY stated that breakfast and lunch are included.”

  60. timquinn says:


  61. dioptase says:

     Hold on while I finish taking a dump in your shoe.

  62. voiceinthedistance says:

    Please.  Spare me the details . . .

  63. David Kopelman says:

    I….am not amused.

  64. J.A. Pak says:

    No, I *don’t* want to spit it out.

  65. Terryaidan says:

    “My client is using his right to remain silent, your honor.”

  66. Rachel says:

    My name says I take second place,
    but take just one look at this face -
    I’m not number two,
    No silly, that’s you!
    It’s a good thing God blessed me with grace.

  67. bill benson says:

    Just got in from work and Siggy is tickled pink. Primo, however, is not. Thanks Xeni!

  68. Peter Wardley-Repen says:

    Or alternatively:


  69. yeff says:


    It bores me.”


    “Yes, you are

    so very clever.”

    (Alan Rickman voice over would be perfect)

    - yeff

  70. Mike Beatty says:

    “Soon, soon, Segundo will be … Primo!”

  71. NickC says:

    “All your kibbles are belong to me.”

  72. Martin Bare says:

    Tuna?  That’s not tuna.  Kill him!

  73. timquinn says:


  74. linguinineenie says:

    Just three more weeks in the Office of the Damned and then it’s me in a Speedo on the beach in Ibiza.

  75. cdh1971 says:

    The cat pic – that is no pussy – It’s the Cylon of Athon.

    Let’s explain, for brevity, here’s a list:

    Number Zero:  Cylon of Athon, last (known) survivor of the Feliform Cylon ruling model of the Original Earth.

    Number One: John Cavil

    Number Two: Leoben Conoy

    Number Three: D’Anna Biers

    Number Four: Simon O’Neill

    Number Five: Aaron Doral

    Number Six: Caprica-Six et al.

    Number Seven: Daniel

    Number Eight: Boomer, Athena

    And…the Final Five, humaniform Cylons from the Original Earth, who convinced the Colonial Centurions to sign a cease of hostility with the Colonies. 

    Four of the Final Five were betrayed, their minds altered with synthetic amnesia and placed among the Colonial humans by John Cavel, under orders from  _Number_Zero_:  The Cylon of Athon – a Feliform Cylon, the only (known) survivor of the Ruling Model of the original Cylons of the first Earth.

  76. purple-stater says:

    “Oh my god, they’re going to make me the focus of another stupid meme.”

  77. Sapphire says:

    The cat looks so thrilled to have its picture taken

  78. Steve Tedder says:

    You are the one called Blizzard. I am from UNICAT. You are to be replaced. I am now in charge here.

  79. I like to sing-a! About the moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a!

  80. gaveeno says:

    Nonplussicat does not approve.

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