By Mark Frauenfelder at 4:01 pm Mon, Oct 22, 2012
"I took a picture on my mobile and then wiped it off -- it might look like Jesus but I've got three kids and can't be doing with mould in my house." -- Kenny Iddenden, atheist. (Via Arbroath)
Did Jesus wear dark aviatior’s glasses?
Only on Sunday.
There are probably a bunch of idiot xians out there who are pissed because you wiped it off.
Why doesn’t anyone ever recognize Jerry Garcia without his glasses?
Mr. Iddenden is in violation of God’s Law, which specifically covers how to deal with mold behind the fridge.
That actually seemed reasonable, until verse 49.
I wish I had more upvotes.
Finally, a reason to read the bible — household cleaning tips!
Looks like it’s just Jeff Bridges, quietly abiding.
That is Terl, the Psychlo security chief of Earth, as gloriously portrayed by John Travolta in his film masterpiece, Battlefield Earth.
Didn’t recognize him without his giant, awkward spaceboots. Made of mold.
easy rider, just sayin’.
Mold Jesus is kind of hot.
Yeah, and he’s a fungi once you get to know him. He really grows on you!
Mold Jesus is Myco-pilot.
But he spore company on a long flight.
While I cannot transubstantiate that, I hear he’s always been a reliable host.
You’re on to something here. He’s even wearing the aviators!
Have we found the FSM’s only begotten son? The news brought by a lone voice crying in the kitchen?
it’s quite a licheness
I’m petri sure he’s more cultured than that, but as they say, in vitro veritas.
Looks more like Zeus to me.
You beat me to it.
Me too. Zeus, no question.
I’ve seen better Jesi on my morning toilet paper.
I would have traveled a thousand miles and then paid you one dollar to let me pray before it and maybe pull my hair a bit while crying.
Was tSoGoLiH crying when you wiped it off?
Round here they’d have had a mob outside the door praying to the fungus for healing. Maybe they’d be right if their problem were bacterial. Local believers turned a scar on a street tree that looked vaguely like a bathtub Mary into a shrine!
Sane people should keep an eye out for these things so that we can scratch an upside down pentacle on them before the ruckus starts.
Sane people simply wouldn’t see Mary in a blob shaped scar on a tree! I’ve a belief that we wouldn’t have Abrahamic religions at all if we didn’t have schizophrenics.
There was a tree near my house that’s shape kind of resembled a lady’s bits. Someone painted it various shades of pink and it looked much better.
that’s not jesus, that’s my uncle roy. common mistake
Nope, I really think that’s Rob Zombie. Much more likely to be stalking someone’s kitchen than Jesus.
It’s funny how they always jump to jesus and mary for these things. Nonwithstanding that the modern images of them are incredibly anacronistic… who’s to say it’s not the ghost of some random hippy that was killed in the house back in the 70’s and burried under the rosebush?
Serpico. Definitely Serpico.
I think it looks more likeThe Dude… or His Dudeness.
Looks more like Alan Moore to me.
On a similar note.
A robot finds Darwin in clouds:
Since at first I saw a very buxom naked wench riding a horse (or perhaps a Sybian), it was hard for me to see the face. But yes, I guess the face is at least as convincing as the lady. Not as pleasing to the eye, though.
Reading these comments, I am quite shocked by how many mold people you may have killed.
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