By Mark Frauenfelder at 5:39 pm Tue, Oct 23, 2012
Abraham Piper says: "I vote this guy for President of the Internet"
The Cat: “Did I cough that ?”
In soviet russia, hairballs have cat!
Can’t see me!
I can’t even begin to imagine the overwhelming cloud of cat piss stink that followed this dude around everywhere.
I can’t even begin to imagine the overwhelming cloud of unwashed beard stink that followed that cat around everywhere.
Yea, I bet he doesn’t even use shampoo.
He found out after not using soap or shampoo for a year that it’s awesome! No soap, no stink! (Plus a bonus: imparts a feeling of smug superiority!)
And wait til you hear his coffee regimen!
But you must be, as it is likely to exist solely in your imagination.
Having both an unwashed cat and a beard, it is my dog that is stinky.
My dog gets stinky from sticking his mustaches into the accumulating urine along our fenceline, analyzing the latest claims in the ongoing dog pissing contest.
So the problem is really mustaches. Not beards.
Scooter is a schnoodle (schnauzer+poodle). When we talk about the muzzle of a schnauzer or schnoodle, we say ‘mustaches’, but the cut includes a beard as well.
Where was this guy when they were casting Gandalf?
I think he’s more of a Radagast. Animal affinity and all that…
Gandalf and Shadowfax had a kind of put-on-the-Barry-White thing going on.
That cat has seen things that would make you huddle, piss-soaked, under your bed.
I’m pretty sure that that is the “That which has been seen cannot be unseen” cat’s direct ancestor.
The cat is all wide-eyed, like he just saw C’thulu or something.
Cthulhu’s even more panicked…he can’t find the way out!
Non-Euclidean impossible geometry baffles the best of us…
The cat has exactly the expression on its face I would expect it to have in that situation.
Rodent problem solved!
Beard Swifts. Chimneys are their secondary habitat.
So that’s what Brian Wilson will look like when he’s back next season.
“Perhaps his greatest claim to fame is the fact that he is the only military opponent to force George Washington to surrender.” -Loius Coulon de Villiers wikipedia page and is a completely different person.
Image does not prove that an 11-foot beard will hold a cat. Would not buy again.
Ugh! Beards signify lice, not wisdom. Oh, and cats, too.
I now have something to aspire to.
Um, I know there is a lot to take in here, but don’t overlook the hat with a bow on it.
Also, consider this: There is a strong possibility that the cat, having been separated from its biological mother early in life, has come to think of the beard as its mother.
It would be better if the beard gave milk.
Bearded hipsters worldwide lift your game until you have cat cove in your beards you aren’t cool.
I think I saw him last night at the Rob Zombie/Marilyn Manson concert.
Twenty-five comments later and not a single joke reference to either the man or cat as ‘Mr. Whiskers’?
Is that beard really 11ft long. I have my doubts.
A blog in French said that in 1903, it was 3.35 meters long. There’s another picture of him holding his beard while standing…
… and a very Travis Louislike postcard of him menacing some sullen children…
You need the cat to control the beard bird population. Simple beard ecology.
I don’t think that he even knew the cat was in there, just one of the nine cats hangin out in there that happened to look out at time of the picture.
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