Comments on: Trump "bombshell" turns out to be birther challenge: "I'll give $5m to charity if birth certificate yadda yadda"

By: Michael Crumpton

Michael Crumpton — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 03:44:00 +0000

What are you talking about? Ann Coulter has worked for The Onion for over a decade, and is one of their most sucessful franchises.

By: thunderhammer

thunderhammer — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 22:08:00 +0000

I think you’re on to something but you lost me a raising taxes, not because I’m opposed per se, but because congress raises taxes, the president can only veto bills, declare war, and appoint judges. It’s a largely ceremonial post, though the men elected to it tend to see it differently.

But back to the point which is that Donald Trump doesn’t get to tell the president what to do, even if he sweetens the deal with $5M to charity. If Obama took him up on it, I would be next in line, offering $1K to a charity of the president’s choice if he dances a jig for me and posts it to youtube. Think of the children, Mr president… think of how badly they need the money.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:40:00 +0000

Or an open biopsy.

By: greebo

greebo — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 16:02:00 +0000

Yeah, but do we really have to live with all that shit spread around the place, while we wait for it to dry out? Just bury it already!

By: Matt LaGoy

Matt LaGoy — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 13:47:00 +0000

If Trump will show us what he looks like without his hairpiece, we’ll donate $5M to charity. If he refuses, we’ll donate it elsewhere.
http://www.indiegogo.com/stump-the-trump

By: Thorzdad

Thorzdad — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 11:53:00 +0000

Dude should seriously consider getting a brain scan.

By: Steeevyo

Steeevyo — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 05:52:00 +0000

When Trump sees the President he sees somebody that should be he his obedient house negro and not the leader of the free world, hence the crazy talk.

By: pjcamp

pjcamp — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 01:37:00 +0000

I’ll give a sawbuck to charity if someone steals his rug. Can we get a Kickstarter on this?

By: elix

elix — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 01:17:00 +0000

Well, there is a claim that Donald Trump is really Andy Kaufman after the "real" Trump agreed to let Kaufman take over his identity, with Kaufman faking his death and Trump retiring to an old age in quiet luxury, forgotten by the media.

By: Tom Young

Tom Young — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 00:08:00 +0000

I think what’s actually occurred is real events have switched to satire.

By: sqyntz

sqyntz — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:52:00 +0000

why isn’t the internet just routing around this turd?

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:52:00 +0000

Or launched him into space.

By: SamSam

SamSam — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:32:00 +0000

I admit it would be kind of sweet if Obama signed a “Trump law” by executive order, that simply claimed $5 million from Trump.

By: Florian Bösch

Florian Bösch — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 22:41:00 +0000

One serving of Trump:
- Sack of water
- Wig
- Annoying noises from the general vicinity between sack and wig

By: creesto

creesto — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 22:20:00 +0000

”I didn’t get rich paying somebody to make me look good”
— D. Trump

By: plyx

plyx — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 22:09:00 +0000

Yeah, read some material on the Mormon ‘White Horse Prophecy’. I’m personally not subscribing to it, but it is really creepy how much of it fits in with Romney and this election. Some of the more hardcore conspiracy theorists believe that Joseph Smith was visited by an alien disguised as an angel who gave him the information that led to the creation of the LDS church. Oh, and it’s 2012…. Spooky! Shit! It’s Halloween, too! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:24:00 +0000

Couldn’t quite believe what a colossal asshat the man is.

You couldn’t?!

By: Lucas Thurston

Lucas Thurston — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:23:00 +0000

Not to mention the incessant clicking from his cuff buttons.

By: Gyrofrog

Gyrofrog — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:16:00 +0000

I love how Merriam-Webster gives the following example of “guff:”

“His friends have given him a lot of guff about his hair.”

(link)

By: Pip_R_Lagenta

Pip_R_Lagenta — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:03:00 +0000

Donald Trump is a pathetic loser of a man, a little, little man. His being rich does not help the situation.

By: Rock Hardwood

Rock Hardwood — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:02:00 +0000

Nice white balance. Think this guy could afford to hire a pro to shoot this.

By: Ito Kagehisa

Ito Kagehisa — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:00:00 +0000

I’ll match that. Word.

By: Grok

Grok — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:54:00 +0000

Is this a deleted scene from “Team America PartII”?

By: scatterfingers

scatterfingers — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:42:00 +0000

I’m pretty sure Mr Trump’s life is sponsored by The Onion.

By: Phil Knight

Phil Knight — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:30:00 +0000

Trump, Trumping, Trumped. To Trump. Also, see Guff.

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:07:00 +0000

That’s not unlike getting your news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It is sad when the satirists are closer to fact than the talking heads on major news networks.

By: Marc Mielke

Marc Mielke — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 19:59:00 +0000

No real waste of hair, really. Nutria are generally considered pests, in spite of their fur.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coypu

By: Marc Mielke

Marc Mielke — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 19:54:00 +0000

The bizarro-world Ann Coulter is Fred Rogers? That…makes total sense!
http://xkcd.com/767/

By: Marc Mielke

Marc Mielke — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 19:52:00 +0000

Do feed the trolls…to Cthulhu. Or to the frickin’ sharks with laser beams on them.

By: Finnagain

Finnagain — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 19:45:00 +0000

No.

as President, can’t he just raise taxes on Trump and his ilk,