Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: xeni@boingboing.net.

  • http://twitter.com/tadasyoyolt Tadas Jelinek

    My quest to see all the Internet is now complete. /signs off

    • http://newnumber6.livejournal.com Peter

       I felt that way when I discovered the “Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation” (now, sadly, defunct, it seems).

      But there’s always more.

  • cellocgw

    Pork … or moles?   what-if.xkcd.com

  • Chesterfield

    It’s how I’ve always imagined Kolob to be. Even the spaceship looks very LDS-ish.

  • PinkWithIndignation

    Is that his voice?

    • http://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com darrrrrrn

      Yep, it’s cut together bits from his audiobook A Pale Blue Dot.

  • http://horseisahorse.myopenid.com/ HorseIsAHorse

    I’m there, if only to gorge myself on burgers and bacon without having to hear someone cluck disapprovingly and say, “Meat Is Murder.”

    • anansi133

       yeah, my mind went there too. The idea of a meat planet wouldn’t be so funny without the fundamentalists vegetarians on this planet.

      if there was a lobby out there urging us all to eat *less* meat, and smaller animals (rather than no meat, no animals) the whole concept of going vegetarian or vegan would seem less alien somehow. Harm Reduction instead of War on Whatever.

    • travtastic

       It must be so difficult and lonely for you to be someone who eats meat.

       Do you have any advice on how to deal with the constant depression and ostracism?

  • http://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com darrrrrrn
  • http://twitter.com/openfly ǝɔʎoſ ʇʇɐW

    I was slightly appalled by the notion that carl sagan would attribute a celestial body to a god.  But then I just forgot as the giggles took me out amongst the stars.

  • KanedaJones

     smaller animals make a difference?  So when I say, decide to mug someone I should pick the shorter person too?

    although I think vegetarians would hate to admit it you can get by with choosing the uglier ones as well as the more threatening.  Cows not fighting back just make them feel guilty