Comments on: Colbert to Trump: I'll pay $1M to your favorite charity if you let me put my balls in your mouth

By: cdh1971

cdh1971 — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 05:10:00 +0000

Hmmm….sounds sorta clustery.

By: Nizaris

Nizaris — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 22:58:00 +0000

Well, you see, that’s where the caveat comes in. The act must be to his, and more importantly his ball’s liking.

By: signsofrain

signsofrain — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:42:00 +0000

I recall seeing a Cho show in Ottawa where she said she just wanted to push Sarah Palin onto all fours and lick her from behind. I laughed. :) The thrust of the joke was “It’s a shame that some of these conservative assholes are so hot”

By: Professor59

Professor59 — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 15:36:00 +0000

Just super super awesome.

By: ocker3

ocker3 — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 13:10:00 +0000

What if they provide free pee-standing devices to everyone who asks for one?

By: Jens Reuterberg

Jens Reuterberg — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 07:51:00 +0000

Yes thats a way to completely miss the point of the other post… well done.
Protip: Surrounding factors weigh in. For example: install only trough-urinals at the only toilet in the building but saying both genders allowed to use them does not count as equality.

By: Tess

Tess — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 07:19:00 +0000

Yep, and pretty nearly exactly analogous too.

I’m one of those feminist types who’s pretty sensitive to gender stuff, and I didn’t see the problem here. Hell, it’s more slightly-homophobic than anything else, and I think Colbert dodges that pretty well.
Someone should tell Margaret Cho to record her own version, and then maybe Colbert can have her on to talk about it. That would be… amazing… :)

By: mark

mark — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 05:10:00 +0000

Id pay to see that.

By: BombBlastLightingWaltz

BombBlastLightingWaltz — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 04:26:00 +0000

Trump is a wind bag and if his old man didnt have 2 million to co-sign for his son’s start up biz venture, Donald would be working at some out back Glengarry Glen Ross outfit.

By: Incipient Madness

Incipient Madness — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 02:59:00 +0000

Knowing Cho, she’d want to fist Coulter.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 22:27:00 +0000

I’m pretty sure that Margaret Cho offering to give $1M to charity if Ann Coulter let her sit on her face would be pretty fucking hilarious.

By: Tribune

Tribune — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 21:36:00 +0000

Well He would not have balls if he was female… That might cause problems with the humour. Doubt this is what the original comment was aimed at.

By: tomservojr

tomservojr — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:58:00 +0000

How so?

By: anonymouscoward1

anonymouscoward1 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:37:00 +0000

How does this make it onto BoingBoing as humour, when a few posts away, there is a discussion on feminism and equal rights for both genders?

Change the genders of Trump and Colbert, and this video is much less funny.

By: OriGuy

OriGuy — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 19:43:00 +0000

That’s easy. Trump’s favorite charity is Trump.

By: kb

kb — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 19:10:00 +0000

pretty sure this is his response
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/8/2/69482.jpg?v=1

By: Finnagain

Finnagain — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:54:00 +0000

Wrong. This is hilarious. You may want to get that humorometer recalibrated.

By: signsofrain

signsofrain — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:08:00 +0000

Anyone else think of South Park when Colbert made that offer?

From what I’ve been presented and the evidence put forth, the Court has no choice but to order you to place Mr. Cartman’s pubical sac in your mouth and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.

By: huskerdont

huskerdont — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:54:00 +0000

Colbert is a very brave man. I wouldn’t want to risk putting my ba- well, my ANYTHING in Trump’s mouth.

By: Fornicus

Fornicus — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:53:00 +0000

Trump is a buffoon, make no mistake, but Colbert is being a little lazy. I find his character most effective when he sides with conservatives in order to illuminate their absurdity. This, like his contrived endorsement of Obama in ’08, is too direct to be funny.

By: giantasterisk

giantasterisk — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:51:00 +0000

You’d think that, but: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/27/colbert-study-conservativ_n_191899.html

By: awjt

awjt — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:27:00 +0000

Colbert should do up a heavily moussed ballsack comb-over prior to the event.

By: Funk Daddy

Funk Daddy — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:27:00 +0000

He’s just weighing the offer and the risks involved.

There is some risk, Trump has gotta big mouth, but Colbert has got big balls. If they don’t go in there then the charity gets nothing and Trumps left with the visual of Colbert brown-eye for nothing.

And from the front or back? Another consideration he has to weigh. The back has brown-eye, but from the front he may have to look Colbert in the eyes as it all goes down.

Trump may need to have a contract then have it vetted once they negotiate all this.

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:22:00 +0000

I feel Trump’s failure to respond highly suspicious. What is he hiding?

By: Funk Daddy

Funk Daddy — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:21:00 +0000

Oh, Trumps mouth. I thought it was a general offer and was concerned that he would soon be bankrupt

By: cstatman

cstatman — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:06:00 +0000

omg, omg, hilairous. and? TeaParty! TeaBagging! LOVE IT

By: Matt Fisher

Matt Fisher — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 16:40:00 +0000

No shit, Sherlock.

By: mack

mack — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 16:40:00 +0000

Piss: taken. One point to Mr. Colbert.

By: Nizaris

Nizaris — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 16:40:00 +0000

I guess he… pulled a trump card.

(I’ll see myself out…)

By: L8

L8 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 16:30:00 +0000

CopyPasted from the YouTube comments: “Now Colbert needs to find out what Trump’s favorite charity is and donate 1 million dollars on November 1st. If anyone asks what it is for or why reply that it’s a confidential matter.”