Gentleman is possessed by gay demons

Come out in the name of Jesus, indeed! Televangelist and tele-exorcist Bob Larson (web, Wikipedia, Amazon) spiritually cleanses a man who is possessed by "a filthy stinking sex demon" of homosexuality and pornography. FYI, UFOs have an agenda, and it is to impregnate us with gay demon alien seed. io9 has written about Larson before.

(thanks, Joe Sabia, via Reddit)

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31 Responses to “Gentleman is possessed by gay demons”

  1. royaltrux says:

    Purchasing pseudo-religious propaganda videos (that prey on the feeble minded and easily frightened) is tax deductible?!?

  2. Come out in the name of Jesus.

  3. Timothy Krause says:

    On our what now for Jesus?

  4. funny how the demon only talks when the microphone is in front of him. How convenient. Nice demon.

  5. Chris Gsell says:

    “But I know what’s really going on, Stuart. I know it’s the queers. They’re in it with the aliens. They’re building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God.” http://www.lyricstime.com/dead-milkmen-stuart-lyrics.html

  6. Chuck says:

    After reading the io9 article, I’m wondering if Brynne, Tess and Savannah would be better at exorcising the gay demons from someone.

    But not for me — I’m asking for a friend.

  7. PhosPhorious says:

    “OnKneesforJesus”

    *snicker*

  8. Navin_Johnson says:

    Strangely enough, these bible bangers often insist that the only way to get rid of these demons is to retire to a secret chamber where the evangelist uses a kind of sucking method to bring them forth…

    • voiceinthedistance says:

      “Come out in the name of Jesus” . . . in context.  You just need to make sure that you don’t swallow the demons, or you have to start the process all over.

  9. Hallelujah, it’s raining Amen. 

  10. noah django says:

    “This video has been removed…”

    damn, that was fast

  11. creamneuron says:

    A very interesting piece with Bob Larson is the TV-Interview with Nicolas Schreck and Zeena LaVey.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edllJ1BxxSQ
    They score every damn point.

  12. “UFOs have an agenda, and it is to impregnate us with gay demon alien seed.”

    …and NYPD cops are cannibals. Oops, oh…

  13. Most people don’t realize that the US has huge domestic reserves of gay demon seed. There’s really no need for importing gay demon seed from elsewhere, as it only takes jobs away from hard working American gay demon seed harvesters and producers. That’s why I encourage everyone I meet to get their gay demon seed form certified local  gay demon seed providers.

  14. David Perriman says:

    Stark, staring bonkers if you ask me…….BOTH of ‘em!

  15. Unconscience says:

    I think the quickest way to ‘exorcise’ the gay demon (like a gay demon would ever let this guy out of the house dressed that way …SNAP!) is to just pull the fire alarm during this service. The ‘possessee’ would’ve dropped the charade in an instant.

  16. feetleet says:

    Pull out (comma) my filthy sex demon. 

  17. howaboutthisdangit says:

    So, Mr. Larson, how long have you been battling these gay demons?

  18. MrLibearian says:

    I’m reasonably sure these people pay their bills, maintain their homes to at least some minimum level, and have jobs and function to a basic level in society; all of those activities require some level of cognitive function and reasoning capability.  I just genuinely puzzled by how (seemingly) otherwise rational people believe in demons and magic.

  19. Rob Moore says:

    If he was queer, he would never wear that sweater vest from Walmart.  This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.  That demon should get a Razzie for bad acting or a green egg over easy to go with his ham.

  20. Dago says:

    Is the crowd trying to make a Genki Dama to kill the demon at the end?

  21. niktemadur says:

    Get out of here, ghost!
    Good thing there’s people like Daniel Plainview to keep these preachers in check.
    Erm… that didn’t come out right.

  22. Deidzoeb says:

    We are Legion, basic bitches.

  23. Michael D says:

    Why does this have the “funny” tag?

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