Gentleman is possessed by gay demons

Come out in the name of Jesus, indeed! Televangelist and tele-exorcist Bob Larson (web, Wikipedia, Amazon) spiritually cleanses a man who is possessed by "a filthy stinking sex demon" of homosexuality and pornography. FYI, UFOs have an agenda, and it is to impregnate us with gay demon alien seed. io9 has written about Larson before.

(thanks, Joe Sabia, via Reddit)


      1. Leaving satisfied, since both of you are “not like all the other people here in the trailer park.”

  1. After reading the io9 article, I’m wondering if Brynne, Tess and Savannah would be better at exorcising the gay demons from someone.

    But not for me — I’m asking for a friend.

  2. Strangely enough, these bible bangers often insist that the only way to get rid of these demons is to retire to a secret chamber where the evangelist uses a kind of sucking method to bring them forth…

    1. “Come out in the name of Jesus” . . . in context.  You just need to make sure that you don’t swallow the demons, or you have to start the process all over.

  3. Most people don’t realize that the US has huge domestic reserves of gay demon seed. There’s really no need for importing gay demon seed from elsewhere, as it only takes jobs away from hard working American gay demon seed harvesters and producers. That’s why I encourage everyone I meet to get their gay demon seed form certified local  gay demon seed providers.

  4. I think the quickest way to ‘exorcise’ the gay demon (like a gay demon would ever let this guy out of the house dressed that way …SNAP!) is to just pull the fire alarm during this service. The ‘possessee’ would’ve dropped the charade in an instant.

  5. I’m reasonably sure these people pay their bills, maintain their homes to at least some minimum level, and have jobs and function to a basic level in society; all of those activities require some level of cognitive function and reasoning capability.  I just genuinely puzzled by how (seemingly) otherwise rational people believe in demons and magic.

  6. If he was queer, he would never wear that sweater vest from Walmart.  This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.  That demon should get a Razzie for bad acting or a green egg over easy to go with his ham.

    1. – Brother there’s a little sale on, uh, vests at, uh, Walmart? … nine dollar?
      – Oh yeah?
      – Eight something, yeah… nice little vest, light.

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