Comments on: Gentleman is possessed by gay demons

By: Michael D

Michael D — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 02:55:00 +0000

Why does this have the “funny” tag?

By: Deidzoeb

Deidzoeb — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 02:24:00 +0000

We are Legion, basic bitches.

By: Deidzoeb

Deidzoeb — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 13:35:00 +0000

All he wanted was a burrow owl.

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 09:41:00 +0000

- Brother there’s a little sale on, uh, vests at, uh, Walmart? … nine dollar?
- Oh yeah?
- Eight something, yeah… nice little vest, light.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVLAcKRmjt4

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 09:35:00 +0000

“Get out of here, ghost!”
Good thing there’s people like Daniel Plainview to keep these preachers in check.
Erm… that didn’t come out right.

By: Dago

Dago — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 08:37:00 +0000

Is the crowd trying to make a Genki Dama to kill the demon at the end?

By: Rob Moore

Rob Moore — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 04:58:00 +0000

If he was queer, he would never wear that sweater vest from Walmart. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. That demon should get a Razzie for bad acting or a green egg over easy to go with his ham.

By: Donald Petersen

Donald Petersen — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 03:59:00 +0000

Leaving satisfied, since both of you are “not like all the other people here in the trailer park.”

By: MrLibearian

MrLibearian — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 03:17:00 +0000

I’m reasonably sure these people pay their bills, maintain their homes to at least some minimum level, and have jobs and function to a basic level in society; all of those activities require some level of cognitive function and reasoning capability. I just genuinely puzzled by how (seemingly) otherwise rational people believe in demons and magic.

By: howaboutthisdangit

howaboutthisdangit — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 23:22:00 +0000

So, Mr. Larson, how long have you been battling these gay demons?

By: feetleet

feetleet — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 22:14:00 +0000

Pull out (comma) my filthy sex demon.

By: Unconscience

Unconscience — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 21:13:00 +0000

I think the quickest way to ‘exorcise’ the gay demon (like a gay demon would ever let this guy out of the house dressed that way …SNAP!) is to just pull the fire alarm during this service. The ‘possessee’ would’ve dropped the charade in an instant.

By: David Perriman

David Perriman — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 21:01:00 +0000

Stark, staring bonkers if you ask me…….BOTH of ‘em!

By: voiceinthedistance

voiceinthedistance — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:56:00 +0000

“Come out in the name of Jesus” . . . in context. You just need to make sure that you don’t swallow the demons, or you have to start the process all over.

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:21:00 +0000

Something something, gay demon seed, something something something, Monsanto. Something.

By: tristan eldritch

tristan eldritch — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:01:00 +0000

fascinating clip, thanks!

By: Keith Edwards

Keith Edwards — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 19:45:00 +0000

Most people don’t realize that the US has huge domestic reserves of gay demon seed. There’s really no need for importing gay demon seed from elsewhere, as it only takes jobs away from hard working American gay demon seed harvesters and producers. That’s why I encourage everyone I meet to get their gay demon seed form certified local gay demon seed providers.

By: Brian Donohue

Brian Donohue — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 19:19:00 +0000

“UFOs have an agenda, and it is to impregnate us with gay demon alien seed.”

…and NYPD cops are cannibals. Oops, oh…

By: noah django

noah django — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 19:18:00 +0000

＼（★´−｀）人（´▽｀★）／
they found his HEAD over by the SNO-CONE CONCESSION!

By: creamneuron

creamneuron — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 19:17:00 +0000

A very interesting piece with Bob Larson is the TV-Interview with Nicolas Schreck and Zeena LaVey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edllJ1BxxSQ
They score every damn point.

By: noah django

noah django — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 19:16:00 +0000

“This video has been removed…”

damn, that was fast

By: tristan eldritch

tristan eldritch — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 19:13:00 +0000

Hallelujah, it’s raining Amen.

By: PhosPhorious

PhosPhorious — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:57:00 +0000

“OnKneesforJesus”

*snicker*

By: Navin_Johnson

Navin_Johnson — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:57:00 +0000

Strangely enough, these bible bangers often insist that the only way to get rid of these demons is to retire to a secret chamber where the evangelist uses a kind of sucking method to bring them forth…

By: Xeni Jardin

Xeni Jardin — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:56:00 +0000

SNORT

By: Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:46:00 +0000

After reading the io9 article, I’m wondering if Brynne, Tess and Savannah would be better at exorcising the gay demons from someone.

But not for me — I’m asking for a friend.

By: Chris Gsell

Chris Gsell — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:39:00 +0000

“But I know what’s really going on, Stuart. I know it’s the queers. They’re in it with the aliens. They’re building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God.” http://www.lyricstime.com/dead-milkmen-stuart-lyrics.html

By: Joseph Linaschke

Joseph Linaschke — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:38:00 +0000

funny how the demon only talks when the microphone is in front of him. How convenient. Nice demon.

By: Timothy Krause

Timothy Krause — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:31:00 +0000

On our what now for Jesus?

By: Rob Beschizza

Rob Beschizza — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:28:00 +0000

Come out in the name of Jesus.