Features Podcasts Family Video Comics Music Tech Science Books Film & TV Games ✚

Jill

In the year 2000

Xeni Jardin at 12:06 pm Fri, Oct 26, 2012

Tweet
Kindle
Illustration from a 1960 Cinzano ad, shared on Flickr by photographer and vintage ad aficionado Paul Malon of Toronto. His collection is extensive and excellent.

Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: xeni@boingboing.net.

MORE:  illustrations • vintage ads • Vintage Weird

More at Boing Boing

Ants and Stars: Bruce Sterling and Jasmina Tesanovic visit the Sardinia Radio Telescope in Italy

The Snowden Principle

  • http://www.tumbleweed.net/ tyger11

    Wow – I can’t wait for the year 2000!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevynjacobs Kevyn Jacobs

    That baby is going to fall out the window! (Upper right)

    • petertrepan

      I know! The same parental instinct that makes me move cups away from the edge of the table instantly made that the focus of the composition.

    • p96

      Oh, you can shove those things out the window all you want, the levitation harness will float them back. It’s the #2 prank of siblings in the future.

    • http://glitch.tl/ Michael Smith

      Force Fields. How do they work?

  • http://twitter.com/knarfblack Knarf Black

    Those were the days.

  • Michael Polo

    Now I’m curious what there is to be had at the “Svper Rob” store(maybe super robots?). (note the use of v instead of u, which links up with the classical way the faces are illustrated)

  • http://twitter.com/someknob Stefan Wrenshall

    Similar to the life lived by humans in WALL-E but more slender.

  • http://www.tumbleweed.net/ tyger11

    I think the color sense of people in the year 2000 is pretty awful. Go see Cloud Atlas for a great look at 2177 Neo Seoul; it’s pretty great.

  • http://twitter.com/ThatNeilGuy Neil Shurley

    And people wonder why we were so angry when the year 2000 arrived and it didn’t look all that different from the seventies, architecture-wise. #sigh 

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ZQ7TZ4C22MZT4G244CYOWPWAG4 Marc

    Why does a monorail with windshields and windows have to be further contained in a pneumatic-esque tube? Is it pneumatic-turbine powered or some other pseudo technology?

    • p96

      If it were pneumatic, it wouldn’t have to look sleek and aerodynamic.

  • TheKaz1969

    Isn’t this just the intro to Futurama?

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefan_e_jones/ Stefan Jones

    Wow. The Year 2000 looks really, really ugly.

    There, I said it.

    • http://twitter.com/strugglngwriter strugglngwriter

      I concur. 

  • Halloween_Jack

    There’s something very Hieronymus Bosch-esque about this picture; some of it may be due to the presence of that disturbing yellow potato-shaped thing on the left side of the picture; it reminds me of a certain urban legend photograph allegedly showing a parasitic infection of the breast that I won’t link to. 

  • IronEdithKidd

    Dang.  I was hoping for an old Conan vid.  Guess that’s what I get for jumping from RSS.

    • niktemadur

      The mysterious, enigmatic year 2000 will be full of wonder and amazement.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g-s7XN20HE

      • IronEdithKidd

        <3!

  • Yep

    Hmm. Yeah that’s the Ted Stevens future. A series of tubes.

  • p96

    Screw the flying cars, why can’t I get decent speed “broadband” network service to my house inside city limits?

  • http://twitter.com/jimmycasey Jim Casey

    Surreal, innit? Almost exactly what the year 2000 was like.

  • Nash Rambler

    So, basically, we should take any predictions of the future and run them through the “suck” filter for a more accurate analysis.

  • Culturedropout

    Wow.  Sort of looks like the bastard child of Fisher-Price and Habitrail…

  • sburns54

    Ah, 2000! I remember those days! I LOVED my hover-recliner. 

  • http://twitter.com/beep54orama B E Pratt

     And note that smoking is still considered ‘cool’ in 2000!

  • The Grim Snark

    OK, Where is my floating bubble chair? I was promised a floating bubble chair!