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Accessories for boys

Cory Doctorow at 12:15 pm Sat, Oct 27, 2012

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Turning to page 326, we find a selection of sartorial wonderments for boys. The hats, the rayon ties, the better quality rayon ties, the Jr Commander and Jr Tech lids... It's a lad's paradise!

Boys' Accessories

I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.

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  • Mitchell Glaser

    Please don’t feed me to the mighty Aralac!

    • http://bradhicks.livejournal.com/ J. Brad Hicks

      Which turns out to be … synthetic wool. Made from cheese. I had to look it up, myself. I’m boggled that this is even possible.

      • Mitchell Glaser

        I thought you were joking, so I looked it up too and it’s true. They made WWII uniforms out of it because of wool shortages. Amazing, and stylish to boot!

  • ROSSINDETROIT

    I want that red neck-tie with the airplane on it to wear through airport security.  Just in case there’s an exception to inspection for the feeble minded.

  • http://twitter.com/fossilfuels Funk Daddy

    I’ll have M, S and… jesus, gets difficult… fuck I guess Y.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      My last roommate in SF was still wearing Y to work in 2000.

  • Robert Baruch

    Navy hat and suspenders. Mine.

  • Geoduck

    Some of those hats are actually pretty spiffy.

  • crummett

    Do senior techs get to wear a bigger feather?

  • http://www.aarongilliland.com/ Aaron Gilliland

    I’ll take a Gob, then have some smack.

    • Labbit

       98 cents a Gob is a bargain in anyone’s language!

  • snagglepuss

    A) Ben
    B) Matt
    C) Tagg
    D) Josh
    G) Craig

    What ? You didn’t think that any of ‘em would be caught dead in the MILITARY outfits, did you ?

    • http://bradhicks.livejournal.com/ J. Brad Hicks

      Now that I think to adjust the prices for inflation, I think you’re on to something. A buck and a half for a child’s hat, in mid 1940s dollars, is insanely expensive, especially during war-time. This is a VERY rich person’s catalog.

      • Pag

        I went to an inflation calculator and it turns out that the most expensive here, the streamliner at $2.19, would cost $27.00 today. Not exactly a luxury item.

  • paulj

    This is how you get urban hipsters. Make them dress this way when they’re kids, and they’ll wear this stuff *ironically* a few years later.

  • crummett

    Christmas, 1948. Twelve-year-old Johnny opens a present- “Oh, boy! A new HAT! And it’s a Southwesterner! Gosh, thanks Mom and Dad!” Warms the heart.

    • http://www.facebook.com/dewimorgan Dewi Morgan

       That is SO not what I thought a sou’wester looked like.

  • http://twitter.com/MileHiSandy Sandy

    “Accessories for Boys”…who don’t mind getting the cr*p beat out of them.

  • kevin casey

    “Tween-age”? That’s a few decades ahead of its time.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Not in the Shire.

      • Donald Petersen

        I want to live there just for the privilege of living long enough to call myself eleventy-one.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefan_e_jones/ Stefan Jones

    ATTENTION GRANDMAS!

    You can totally — and I mean completely, irrevocably, and irredeemably — ruin your grandson’s Christmas by putting one of these items under the tree for him this coming holiday season.

    Be sure to insist that he  wears his new hat when his friends come over to show off their presents.

  • pjcamp

    I used to have one of those hats. And also a sky blue suit. Can 8 year olds be pimps?