Comments on: All the Bonds, fighting themselves http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Fri, 24 May 2013 16:26:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: OtherMichael http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1571239 OtherMichael Thu, 01 Nov 2012 14:17:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1571239 That's Bond-Wang! That’s Bond-Wang!

]]> By: Ernest Valdemar http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568935 Ernest Valdemar Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:56:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568935 Adding, I knew about the Barry Nelson/James Bond kinescope and was tickled to find it on YouTube, but I just now watched the whole thing. Forget Barry Nelson's Americanized Bond. Peter Lorre is watchable/listenable no matter what he does. Peter Lorre as Le Chiffre? On live TV? I don't want to go all whiffy on Lorre, but holy cow! <em>Formidable! Ausgezeichnet! </em>Awesomesauce! Adding, I knew about the Barry Nelson/James Bond kinescope and was tickled to find it on YouTube, but I just now watched the whole thing. Forget Barry Nelson’s Americanized Bond. Peter Lorre is watchable/listenable no matter what he does. Peter Lorre as Le Chiffre? On live TV? I don’t want to go all whiffy on Lorre, but holy cow! Formidable! Ausgezeichnet! Awesomesauce!

]]> By: Jonathan Peterson http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568933 Jonathan Peterson Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:52:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568933  it IS well done.  and I'm not about to dig through 80 hours of Bond films to try to change the end result.  it IS well done.  and I’m not about to dig through 80 hours of Bond films to try to change the end result.

]]> By: Ernest Valdemar http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568899 Ernest Valdemar Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:42:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568899  Speaking of which, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0625167/" rel="nofollow">Barry Nelson</a> is the very first James Bond: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj1HW998IvA And while I'm on the subject: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cazkHAHiPU  Speaking of which, Barry Nelson is the very first James Bond:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj1HW998IvA

And while I’m on the subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cazkHAHiPU

]]> By: Ernest Valdemar http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568888 Ernest Valdemar Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568888 [spoiler redacted] was probably my favorite Bond. Remember that scene in [Variation on a Common Phrase] where he used the rigged [common household object] to [kill | seduce] [Sexually Suggestive Name]? [spoiler redacted] was probably my favorite Bond. Remember that scene in [Variation on a Common Phrase] where he used the rigged [common household object] to [kill | seduce] [Sexually Suggestive Name]?

]]> By: Michael Crumpton http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568867 Michael Crumpton Tue, 30 Oct 2012 13:45:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568867 There can be only one, and that one is Connery. There can be only one, and that one is Connery.

]]> By: howaboutthisdangit http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568845 howaboutthisdangit Tue, 30 Oct 2012 12:09:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568845 Earlier that evening: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZV8bT2fa6E Earlier that evening:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZV8bT2fa6E

]]> By: daneyul http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568817 daneyul Tue, 30 Oct 2012 10:54:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568817 Nicely done!  I went in thinking  they'd do the popular, obvious thing and make it a Connery show. But nope, it was unpredictable, funny, and extremely well executed. Nicely done!  I went in thinking  they’d do the popular, obvious thing and make it a Connery show. But nope, it was unpredictable, funny, and extremely well executed.

]]> By: TheMudshark http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568788 TheMudshark Tue, 30 Oct 2012 07:06:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568788 Damn, taking out Craig and Connery in the first two rounds? This video is trolling and it´s working. I´m positively furious right now. Damn, taking out Craig and Connery in the first two rounds? This video is trolling and it´s working. I´m positively furious right now.

]]> By: kmoser http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568753 kmoser Tue, 30 Oct 2012 04:57:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568753 "No, Mr. Bond, I expect <i>all</i> of you to die!" “No, Mr. Bond, I expect all of you to die!”

]]> By: tristan eldritch http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568622 tristan eldritch Tue, 30 Oct 2012 00:24:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568622 "Bond is a BRUTE.  I've already put him behind me.  I will never play him again.  Peace - that's the message now." George Lazenby, who clearly over-estimated the longevity of the Age of Aquarius, and under-estimated that of the Age of Bond. “Bond is a BRUTE.  I’ve already put him behind me.  I will never play him again.  Peace – that’s the message now.”

George Lazenby, who clearly over-estimated the longevity of the Age of Aquarius, and under-estimated that of the Age of Bond.

]]> By: Jared Forshey http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568594 Jared Forshey Mon, 29 Oct 2012 23:36:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568594 If this isn't the sort of thing Trent McCauley would make, I don't know what is! If this isn’t the sort of thing Trent McCauley would make, I don’t know what is!

]]> By: Ladyfingers http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568575 Ladyfingers Mon, 29 Oct 2012 23:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568575 Moore had to win. Of all the Bonds, he's the most impervious to any real-world consequences. Moore had to win. Of all the Bonds, he’s the most impervious to any real-world consequences.

]]> By: akbar56 http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568514 akbar56 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 22:05:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568514  If they included Niven they would have had to include Allen, Sellers, Andress, Lavi and Pettet (which is why it is best to ignore that ridiculous spoof) What they missed out on was putting Thunderball Connery Bond up against Never Say Never Again Connery Bond.  If they included Niven they would have had to include Allen, Sellers, Andress, Lavi and Pettet (which is why it is best to ignore that ridiculous spoof) What they missed out on was putting Thunderball Connery Bond up against Never Say Never Again Connery Bond.

]]> By: lev36 http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568490 lev36 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:48:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568490 I agree with the other commentators re: Roger Moore. Craig and Connery should definitely be the last two standing. Plus, they left out David Niven. I agree with the other commentators re: Roger Moore. Craig and Connery should definitely be the last two standing.

Plus, they left out David Niven.

]]> By: oasisob1 http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568474 oasisob1 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:36:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568474 My internet must be broken. It looked like [spoiler redacted] won. My internet must be broken. It looked like [spoiler redacted] won.

]]> By: giantasterisk http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568473 giantasterisk Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:35:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568473 The only acceptable outcome for Round 3 would be for Dalton and Brosnan to kill each other off. Both are too cheesy to live. The only acceptable outcome for Round 3 would be for Dalton and Brosnan to kill each other off. Both are too cheesy to live.

]]> By: oasisob1 http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568470 oasisob1 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:31:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568470 I've only watched round 1. I'll be angry if Connery-Bond isn't the final winner. I’ve only watched round 1. I’ll be angry if Connery-Bond isn’t the final winner.

]]> By: GawainLavers http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568460 GawainLavers Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:24:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568460 Alas, the footage alignment options do not lie... Alas, the footage alignment options do not lie…

]]> By: Jonathan Peterson http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568454 Jonathan Peterson Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:22:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568454 great idea. horrible execution.  Roger Moore is the weakest, most laughable Bond.  Daniel Craig and Sean Connery are CLEARLY to top dogs, taking out Craig in round one is a terrible mismatch. great idea. horrible execution.  Roger Moore is the weakest, most laughable Bond.  Daniel Craig and Sean Connery are CLEARLY to top dogs, taking out Craig in round one is a terrible mismatch.

]]> By: akbar56 http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568452 akbar56 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:21:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568452 You want all the Bonds? How about all the double-ohs? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ7SwhNteyw (full disclosure-I edited this piece) You want all the Bonds? How about all the double-ohs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ7SwhNteyw

(full disclosure-I edited this piece)

]]> By: hymenopterid http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568450 hymenopterid Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568450 Men have emptied entire clips at him and hit nothing but shoulder pads and lapels. Men have emptied entire clips at him and hit nothing but shoulder pads and lapels.

]]> By: JoeBuck http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568428 JoeBuck Mon, 29 Oct 2012 20:56:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568428 Um, no. Moore, especially the later Moore, should lose big-time to any other Bond, and should make a smarmy joke just before he gets it. Um, no. Moore, especially the later Moore, should lose big-time to any other Bond, and should make a smarmy joke just before he gets it.

]]> By: planettom http://boingboing.net/2012/10/29/all-the-bonds-fighting.html#comment-1568421 planettom Mon, 29 Oct 2012 20:52:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=190681#comment-1568421 See also: The U.K. Sky Channel's All The Bonds In One Car Chase (90-second video): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2FAWb5Lch8 See also: The U.K. Sky Channel’s
All The Bonds In One Car Chase
(90-second video):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2FAWb5Lch8

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