Star Wars montage tights


20 Responses to “Star Wars montage tights”

  1. oneswellfoop says:

    In before people go to the website and complain about skinny models!  Absolutely need to buy these for my g/f, and the C3PO swimsuit.  She’d go bonkers!

  2. Sean says:

    Hitachi magic wand Luke?  Is that how we use the force?

  3. DevinC says:

    This is relevant to my interests.

  4. jandrese says:

    The lightsaber placement looks rather unfortunate to me, especially since it isn’t matched up on the other side of the garment and instead appears to disappear inside of the crotch area… 

    Or, to put it more succinctly: It looks like Luke is operating a big glowing dildo. 

  5. acerplatanoides says:

    It’s like Yoda knows what I’m thinking

  6. MooseDesign says:

    Is there a see-thru-pee-hole?

  7. jennybean42 says:

    I would spend a shit ton of money on these tights if they made them in slightly larger sizes.

  8. It makes you wanna follow the Dark Side ;)

  9. metrometro says:

    Enjoy this now, kids, because the Mouse does not approve. 

  10. John Poetzel says:

    Of course I haven’t practiced any of my routines, I thought you said to be ready with some interpretive pants.

  11. michael miland says:


  12. Mister44 says:

    They have a Boba Fett dress – homina homina!

  13. hobomike says:

    Did you get the cease and desist from Disney, yet?

    Seriously, I can imagine a day when you will not want to be featured in boingboing!

    • Stacy Norton says:

      Black Milk now has an official licensed product agreement with Star Wars, which I assume remains valid under the Disney buy-out terms.

      Of course, they got that *after* mass coverage of their Artoo & C3PO swimsuits, which were pulled from sale and are now $30 more than they were pre-licensing… which I assume covers the licensing & royalty costs of being official merch.

  14. I have a sneaking suspicion that someone that would pay $108USD for a pair of leggings, unique as they may be, are still going to need an explanation that leggings != pants. 

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