TOM THE DANCING BUG: The Republican Rapid Rape Response Squad!!

Tom the Dancing Bug: Another thrilling episode of The Republican Rapid Rape Response Squad!!

By Ruben Bolling

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Published 9:05 am Wed, Oct 31, 2012

20 Responses to “TOM THE DANCING BUG: The Republican Rapid Rape Response Squad!!”

  1. I_of_Horus says:


  2. James Mason says:

    Disappointed there aren’t any women on the squad.

    • Sagodjur says:

      What in the world do rape and pregnancy have to do with women?!? These are political issues that affect the electability of male Republican candidates! Stop trying to derail the topic.

    • benher says:

      I think Dr. Laura and Michelle Bachman have their own super-thing going somewhere else.

  3. fieldsls says:

    Proof that Republican Congressmen are a natural contraceptive?

    • cjporkchop says:

       They’re protecting a zygote. It’s already fertilized, and therefore a human being in their book. Nothing contraceptive about it.

      • ocker3 says:

         Oh good God, I didn’t get the specific terminology!

        That takes it from funny “ways to shut that whole thing down” to just creepy! augh!

  4. TIL that if you understand science as poorly as these men do, physics no longer applies to you and you can fly. That is why they can fly, right?

  5. Paul Fini says:

    I laugh easy.

  6. Thorzdad says:

    There was a really brutal editorial cartoon recently in the Chattanooga Times/Free Press re:the GOP’s anti-woman crusade…

  7. John Napsterista says:

    What the hell?!  What the hell happened to Elf Helper Ryan?  That caricatured likeness was money:

  8. cdh1971 says:

    Well, the Romney / Ryan stampede runs on Rum and Sodomy, which can liven up any party, except when it’s confined to a dark, damp, tacky water closet, decorated with wall-paper adorned with a fox, hound and jack-boot motif.  

      • cdh1971 says:

        No lashies to the lallies or dishees love. Cat o’ ninies all the wayzies, lashies are only for low end common trade. NTL, the meese willets make dolly beards and aces for minding our fantabulosa paddocks, minding our bijou feeles, and shit. 

  9. Oren Beck says:

    There is no such thing as too unsubtle.