Xeni Jardin at 6:45 am Wed, Nov 7, 2012
Yeah no he didn’t discover anything. This is a video produced by Mike Diva over a year ago. Original video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnGMV8yOEQ
LoL, I’m pretty sure that’s why the quotation marks are there in the post.
Then why didn’t he link to the original instead of some dude trying to leach youtube hits? It would have taken 15 seconds… it’s the top hit for “lunchables commercial” on youtube.
cause youtube hits are as important as… and BB takes submissions, acknowledging the submitter., and there are big prominent credits in the video, thus the credit is had.
updated the post. This wasn’t a “submission,” it’s just sometimes easy to get duped by dupers.
All products should be promoted in like manner. A+
That. Was. Amazing, I laughed so hard.
That’s a 2010 Chrysler 300 Sedan at :51
And like anyone was pushing “whole grains” in the mid 90’s.
Yeah but check out the awesome pop culture tells, like the R. Kelly bits (peeing) which is totally this century.
Could have also been a referencing to jizzing
Ahh, it’s things like this that make me realize things are finally back to normal.
“F**k the lunch money. Gimme your Lunchables.”
That video is exactly the laugh I needed this morning. I’ve got to download the song to it… “wash it down with Capri Sun after…” Pure, epic, genius.
Also, the fact that they’re touting “whole grain” should be a dead giveaway that it’s not actually a 90s-era commercial. “Whole grain” didn’t become a selling point until the mid 2000s. For that fact, WTF is “whole grain” anyway? I know what they’re trying to say, but the biologist/pedant in me always wants to know which specific grains they’re talking about. Whole grain corn != whole grain wheat != whole grain oats.
Thanks for the analysis. A parody ad needs analysis to complete the effect.
Word. To. Mah. Homies.
@chloramphenicol- I’m pretty sure the whole ‘whole’ vs. ‘x’ debate originates in the use of processed bleached and enriched flours like in, say, wonderbread as opposed to a less manipulated point of origin. Whether there exists documentation to back this is far below my threshold of concentration. xxoo
Oh, no doubt at all. I’m just tired of seeing “whole grain” as a thing because it’s an incomplete concept.
Whole grain means that it includes the whole grain – germ, endosperm and bran. That seems pretty complete and definable.
Thank you thank you thank you for the great morning laugh!
World’s Toughest Milkman brofist
Please make that into a video.
no video, but over 9000 hours in crappy-assed Paintbrush for Mac.
Mike Diva has a couple awesome pieces of comedy gold in with all the other terrible videos he makes. This is one of them.
I had to google “lunchable” to discover that a dry biscuit, some unidentifiable meat product, and “cheese” is Kraft’s idea of a healthy lunch. After sorting that out, the video was hilarious. And to be honest, the exhortation to grind down the crackers and smoke them is as good as any nutritional advice you’ll get from Kraft.
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