The Civil Wars cancel upcoming tour dates due to much tinier version of Civil War

In news that writes its own jokes, Grammy-winning country duo The Civil Wars have announced that they are canceling all upcoming tour dates due to "internal discord and irreconcilable differences of ambition." If the North and South could have issued press releases in the mid-19th century, I'm pretty sure that's exactly how the Civil War would have been announced, but with more mentions of "ye" and institutional racism. (via The Huffington Post)