World's tiniest violin plays for early Facebook employees whose net worth tanked from 8 to 7 figures

"Do you have any idea how it feels to be a 26 years-old in Palo Alto with less than $10 million in liquid assets? It’s, like, depressing.” Oh, The Shame of a Seven-figure Net Worth. (, which is a fake/satire news site, so don't get too outraged)