Australo-Prussian tugs in LEO scuttled to avoid capture by Hardee's exoatmospheric weapons & chicken division. Zürcher calfskin watchbands?
— Authentic Wm. Gibson (@AuthenticWmGibs) November 3, 2012
@AuthenticWmGibs is a funny fake William Gibson Twitter account, which tweets plausible-sounding precis of imaginary Gibson novels (or, as the Twitter bio has it, "Synopses for William Gibson novels that are definitely 100% real, but only in a timeline with greater authenticity than this one.")
Unknown weirdo creates pastiche of iconic SF author, constructing textual Cornell boxes, filled with snippets of cyberpunk microplots…
— Authentic Wm. Gibson (@AuthenticWmGibs) November 12, 2012
…internet dorks disappointed that it's not a whirring, molybdenum-cased Markov robot pecking the keys of a 1892 Blickensderfer typewriter.
— Authentic Wm. Gibson (@AuthenticWmGibs) November 12, 2012
(via IO9)