Spider delays vote count


14 Responses to “Spider delays vote count”

  1. Funk Daddy says:

    So the town voted for legal medical marijuana… and Mitt Romney? Town!? Y U no think!?

  2. cjporkchop says:

    “Election authorities suspected there might be a problem when the machine reported 100% of votes cast for Spider/Spider of the Spider Party.
    “State Spider Party representatives deny any wrongdoing and claim the spider who tampered with the machine acted alone.”

  3. Boundegar says:

    It’s nice to think at least one town in MA voted for Romney.  After all, he was their carpetbagger governor, I’m glad somebody wanted to give him a second chance,

    • fuzzyfuzzyfungus says:

      Unfortunately for his chances in MA, presidential-candidate-Romney ran on a strongly anti-governor-Romney, and snidely anti-MA, platform…

  4. The spider caused more election havoc than the “Black Panther” standing outside that precinct in Philadelphia. And in a Republican-leaning town, no less. Why isn’t Fox News reporting on this?

  5. tim says:

    8 people labored into the night to count 800 ballots? Really?

  6. PhosPhorious says:

    J. Jonah Jameson was right!  That Spider is a menace!

  7. Rich Keller says:

    I blame Opisthosoma.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      I read that as ‘opisthodomos’ and couldn’t figure out why they were counting votes in the back of the naos.

  8. Aeron Michaelangelo says:

    Someone needs to submit a bug report.

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