"Possession of a terrible haircut is the Hollywood litmus test for evil" [The Awl]

  • James Churchill

    So… Donald Trump?

    • knoxblox

       Definitely One Direction and all their predecessors. They are the Illuminati.

  • regondi

    damn it – you beat me to it…

  • Paul Renault

    No Country for Old Men’s hair stylist, Paul LeBlanc, is from around here.  In a local radio interview, he said that Anton Chigurh’s hair style was designed to be out of place/time, strange, and unsettling.

  • t3kna2007

    So .. Alfalfa?

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Was a prize asshole, by all accounts. Shot to death while trying to extort money at knife-point.

  • http://scavenger-ethic.blogspot.com/ scav

    I have seen this in real life. There is a kind of status-signalling “business” hairstyle that reliably indicates the presence of an utter prick immediately beneath it. It’s weird – it seems they can’t see it in the mirror or something.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Ahhhh…

  • Grahamers2002
    • ocker3

       That entire story was villanous

  • beemoh

    Suddenly, Jedward start to make a lot of sense.

    • http://scavenger-ethic.blogspot.com/ scav

      On the face of it, that is a sentence that I never expect to be uttered unironically. Besides, Jedward are not fictional characters, however hard that may be to believe. And they seem nice enough lads.
      Better real-life example from showbiz: Jimmy Savile.

  • Milo

    Mr. Zorg is disappointed.