Claire Danes crying -- the supercut

(Video link) Claire Danes has been crying her whole entire career, and it usually gets her all kinds of trips to award shows. But when all of her crying scenes are strung together into a supercut, you'll realize that crying not only made her career -- it might actually be her career. Girl cries like it's an Olympic sport! Do you think she trains for it? Is this the real reason she hawks eyelash lengtheners? Is Latisse really steroids for crying? Are her tear ducts insured? How does she get her chin to do that hummingbird thing? Could her sobs be signed to the UFC and fight Ronda Rousey? Let's face facts: Claire Danes' cry-face is the new Chuck Norris. (via Hello Giggles)


11 Responses to “Claire Danes crying -- the supercut”

  1. blueelm says:

    Arrrgh… without the plot of the movie to involve me emotionally it just looks so manipulative and fake! Wow…

  2. CBragg says:

    It’s obvious she was never able to get over Jordan Catalano.

  3. What the HELL was Romeo thinking?

  4. MisterFrancis says:

    Tobey Maguire has made a career of crying too.

  5. GuyInMilwaukee says:

    Saturday Night Live did a nice send up of Homeland with Anne Hathaway playing Carrie. The parodies just make me love the show more. 
    “It’s like her whole face is chewing bubblegum…”

  6. Marc Mielke says:

    Given that Danes is the champion of Speaker John Bohner’s one known talent, maybe she should run for his seat!

  7. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Very disappointed that they didn’t include the spit bubble in the Law & Order clip.

  8.  What would happen if Crying Claire Danes mated with Sad Don Draper?

  9. Yann Schutter says:

    This is the most degrading of posts I have ever seen on this site. This reeks of tabloid. Shame. 

  10. Her other notable achievement is that she does not seem to have aged more than 3 years since she was 16, and she is now 33.

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