Man ordered not to throw horseshit at Prince Charles


16 Responses to “Man ordered not to throw horseshit at Prince Charles”

  1. LinkMan says:

    Sounds like a challenge!

    Surely a man capable of making horseshit liquid like porridge is also capable of coming up with a device to fling horseshit 500 meters.

    • Funk Daddy says:

      Smart and a gentleman. 

      Horseshit is well-mannered, considerate flinging.

      If he were offended by their very existence as human beings instead of just their royal status he would fling something from the asshole of a predator.

    • Prufrock451 says:

      “Jamie, this one comes from the fans on the Mythbusters forum. Apparently, back in 2012…”

    • bzishi says:

      It sounds tricky. He probably needs to put it in a bag. But if people can toss a pumpkin more than a mile, I’m sure some gentleman could rig up a horseshit trebuchet for a 500 m toss. And it is for a good cause!

      Another option would be to do it by balloon.

  2. Funk Daddy says:

    Given the option I would rather be struck by a soft turd than any form of liquid shit. 

  3. Gilbert Wham says:

     If you are specifically ordered not to throw horseshit at Prince Charles, do you then have carte blanche as regards other targets?

  4. Ashen Victor says:

    This is a refreshing change considering that we are used to having politicians throwing bullshit everyday at low men & women.

  5. ocschwar says:

    Amazing how people like him can’t wow the New Zealand with their brilliance and persuade the citizenry to leave the British Commonwealth. 

  6. Apparently the nong has a record of this sort of protest. Makes me wonder what else he does with his time, other than sit around chewing over his hatred for the Royal Family like so much old soup.

  7. mutante says:

    I’m a half-British New Zealander and come from a long line of anti-monarchists. I have seen that old bloke on Queen Street and read his rambling hand-written pamphlets. He’s as crazy as a shit house rat but good on him. Well done that man.

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