Petraeus scandal: Jill Kelley ran a bogus cancer charity

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56 Responses to “Petraeus scandal: Jill Kelley ran a bogus cancer charity”

  1. Stefan Jones says:

    Well, if your wish was to attend a swell party . . . they could handle that!

  2. BarBarSeven says:

    Have we gotten to the point where she was found taking a sack of the cutest kittens in the world & smashed them against a wall just for kicks?

    Seriously, sounds like the kind of genius who would receive 20,000-30,000 documents via e-mail, decide to upgrade her computer & just sell or toss her old machine with 20,000-30,000 documents without erasing the hard drive.

  3. voiceinthedistance says:

    Consul General of Skankistan.  I’m sure she has flags that fly from her front bumper, too.  Poor thing just has a sweet spot for parties and four star generals.

  4. There’s a CrazyVaginaStan?  Great.  Why the hell did I pick *Ecuador.*

    • More to the point, why did you pick England?

    • cdh1971 says:

      Be careful for what you wish brother…

      Ecuador is a decent place to be an expat, though myself, I’m leaning towards Columbia. 

      In Ecuador, if you venture in to the wild bush, the worst than can happen to you is a poison arrow, or dart, or perhaps snakebite, disembowelment by wild animals or death from exposure. 

      CrazyVaginaStan, you risk your rabbit, your dick or your rod or your Johnson.

  5. Mitchell Glaser says:

    Maybe we should hand her over to the Taliban. No, on second thought she’d probably become their queen inside of a week.

  6. That_Anonymous_Coward says:

    Billions spent on monitoring citizens, sneaking around peoples rights…
    And they managed to miss what is happening right under their noses with their own people.

  7. MrJM says:

    Once again, the American security state doesn’t hold up to even cursory inspection.

  8. Rebecca Dominguez says:

    I’m appalled that your slur was both ablest and sexist. Given your excellent grasp of English surely you could have come up with something inventive that was not ablest or sexist.

    • anneymarie says:

      My thoughts exactly.

    • acerplatanoides says:

      Perhaps you could offer an alternative slur? I know I would like to learn a few that fit that metric.

    • blueelm says:

      Is “crazy” ablest?

      (I’m not trying to argue that making fun of the mentally ill is fine. I, myself, am mentally ill and just plain old regular ill as well. In fact, I don’t know the difference between the two being that the mind is a part of the body.)

      The only reason I ask is that crazy literally just means socially non-functional, acting in an inappropriate way, etc.

      The origin of “crazy” as far as I know was never to actually diagnose anyone. It had to do with cracks in ceramics. It was always applied as an insult to people.Like how “cracked up” can mean both “had a psychotic break” and also “laughed my ass off” depending on the context.It’s always been an insult, not just to mentally ill people, but to anyone whose behavior the speaker dislikes. So is it ablest, or just an insult that mentally ill people get so much more often than others that they’ve come to just accept it?

      It’s rude to call mentally ill people crazy, but is it a poor reflection of the mentally ill to call people you find socially dysfunctional crazy?

      I guess my question becomes “who says the mentally ill are crazy?”

      (BTW crazed/crazy is still used in ceramics. It’s not obsolete, but the insult has become much more common than the technical use.)

      Full disclosure: I have at times similar conflict about the word “bitch” which has become an insult because it implies “woman” just owing to the fact it was used to insult women for so long. I’m never sure what to really think of it. While I support people’s right to complain about the word, and would never deny it is used to insult women, I find the fact that words used to discriminate against a group of people are damaging to EVERYONE within that group by association with them more frightening.

      It seems different than using “gay” as an insult to me. Gay people are gay, they don’t want to be used as an insult. But without being used as an insult the word is then neutral.

      Bitch and Crazy are not the same way. They have always been insults.

      But women aren’t bitches and the mentally ill aren’t crazy, so it seems like until the stigma on the PEOPLE is lifted any word that associates to them would continue to hurt the group because enough people hate women and mentally ill people.

      Does changing the word change that? Or do other things have to change?

      • Funk Daddy says:

        All slurs that have entries in any thesaurus are offensive to one or more societal segments for a variety of reasons based in origin or usage. 

        If you want to avoid being labelled as someone who did something X-est you must choose between duct tape over the mouth or talk to your doctor about Pollyannastica*, a helpful chemical assist in these troubled times. 

        *side effects include singing, dancing and falling off of mountains.

        (I try to stick to body parts we all have or substances we all excrete, the only playing it safe I have found., but then again I’ve never posted on anatomical or scatological discussion boards)

      • cdh1971 says:

        The humourless will find offence everywhere because they crave the high…it’s like a disease.

        • wysinwyg says:

          Always interesting to me that people who dislike the lowest-brow and least funny types of comedy are “humourless”.  Presumably Daniel Tosh fans have the greatest and most refined senses of humor on the planet.

          • cdh1971 says:

            Yes, I agree that not liking low-brow crap ‘comedy’ can get a person labelled as humourless, but how does this relate to my comment? 

            I don’t think disagreeing with R. Dominguez accusing Xeni of being ableist and sexist because she called this Jill Kelly character ‘crazy’ somehow makes me a fan of  “…the lowest-brow and least funny types of comedy…” or of Daniel Tosh. 

            In fact, I had to look up Tosh before I replied because I’m not too familiar. 

            Please help me understand your reasoning. 

          • RedShirt77 says:

             One could argue that refined and dignified humor is the least funny.

          • cdh1971 says:

            Your comment brings to mind the “Filthy Speech Movement”, which was a part of the Free Speech Movement.

            (My reply here, is late to the party, however, while cleaning out the zombie tabs, I read your comment, felt moved to reply.)

      • RevelryByNight says:

        I’ve wondered about the same thing. I’m a queer, progressive blogger-type who spends too much time on tumblr, where people tend to get pretty riled up about casual slurs. “Lame” is the one that strikes me the most right now.

        Because I’m able-bodied, I have no right to tell people what they should and shouldn’t find offensive. However, it’s pretty amazing at how pissed people get at words like “lame” which I don’t think has been used to describe anything but horses since the 19th century.
        (see also: “dumb”)

        I’ve heard similar arguments about derogatory words that refer to the “intellectually inferior.” Retarded is the most obvious, but I’ve seen people get pretty annoyed at the casual use of the words “stupid” “weak” “dense” “derp” etc. etc. etc.

        My question, which you’re addressing blueelm, is why not redefine our relationships to the words, instead of forbidding their usage? Crazy means illogical and unaware of potential outcomes, which seems like a perfectly cromulent word.

        (And for the record, queer means “weird” and I’m totally cool with that.)

    • Funk Daddy says:

      Hystericistan?

      Florida?

    • grimc says:

      Of course it was ablest. Xeni always gives her best.

    • Jardine says:

      Xeni has a vagina, so it’s cool.

    • cdh1971 says:

      Well, your post sure sounds like a plate full…

  9. nixiebunny says:

    I’ve always wondered what a cancer charity that doesn’t do any work for cancer looks like. Now I know.

  10. rocketpjs says:

    Remember though, nothing is immoral if it is committed by a rich person or a Republican.  Double immunity if she is both.

  11. DevinC says:

    Dear BoingBoing,

    Last I saw the Petraeus scandal, it was a cute little tyke with a big grin and a THEY SHAKE ME bib.  I blink and now it’s this hulking teenager who’s thrown out my vinyl prog rock collection to make room for his nu metal CDs and has a funny odor coming from his room.  It’s got hair in places I didn’t know scandals could even get hair, and its knuckles are getting callouses from scraping the floor.  I can’t keep up with it.
    What is an enlightened dad supposed to do?

    Yours truly,
    Scandal In Gmailia

  12. Snig says:

    More on diplomatic privilige, very NSFW:
    http://www.oglaf.com/sanctuary/

  13. arbitraryaardvark says:

    Being an honorary consul is a good gig, especially if you like going to parties with generals. I met a guy who was a consul to Colorado from one of the Scandinavian countries. It’s one of the items on my to do list, to become an honorary consul for one of those tiny sinking pacific island nations. It doesn’t pay and confers no powers, but you do get a cool license plate.

  14. Halloween_Jack says:

    I’m getting the feeling that she’s on the same order of the famous-for-fifteen-minutes White House party crashers.

  15. Marc Mielke says:

    What a terrible person! Now I really don’t blame Paula Broadwell — I’d be insulted too if THAT was my romantic rival!

  16. Cowicide says:

    I’m so glad we send so much of our money to these types of folks in the military instead having a single payer system for health care in this country. Fantastic.

    • awjt says:

      Or actually teach kids how to learn, rather than cookie-cutter enforce school districts to make 51% of them pass a standardized, multiple choice exam.

  17. TooGoodToCheck says:

    If this is what Petraeus & Allen do for fun, they must find Afghan tribal politics positively serene by comparison

  18. RedShirt77 says:

    It is really amazing where sleeping with generals will get you.  I wonder how many women were in the harem.

  19. dustyj says:

    CrazyVaginaStan is really nice in the Spring but come winter, watch out!

  20. blueworld says:

    Another vote against “CrazyVaginaStan.” If she was a dude, what would we say? “CrazyPenisStan” just doesn’t work, and that raises a red flag for me. Does her vagina cause her unbalanced actions?

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