Vampire ketchup-bottle lid

Perpetual Kid sells a $4.50 cartoon vampire ketchup-bottle lid called "Count Ketchup Spread." Affix it and squeeze the bottle, and the ketchup drips out of his fangs. There's also a mustard version: it's an alien head that oozes mustard out of its mouth. Barfstard!

Our hard plastic Count Ketchup Spread Head is a universal cap size that fits most standard upright ketchup bottles and measures 1.75 inches long x 2.5 inches wide x 1 inch deep. To keep your condiments fresh and to prevent contamination, use the original cap for storage.

COUNT KETCHUP SPREAD HEAD (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

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Why link to a product that is discontinued?
- nixiebunny
  
  Find someone with a 3D printer and make your own!
sockdoll

Barfstard!

Did you mean: “Bat Fastard!”

Barfstard, I see you in the morning,
Barfstard, a’ sleeping next to me.
Barfstard, let the memory of the evening
Be the first thing that you think of
When you open up your smile and see me, Barfstard.
penguinchris

Photo is clearly ‘shooped. Also I rather detest ketchup, but the concept here is cool despite it not really making any sense.
electricdoodle

Now if they did a zombie head puking out mustard I’d buy that! :)
- relawson
  
  close enough http://www.perpetualkid.com/mustard-marvin-spread-head.aspx
Paul Renault

Maybe you can use this to clean up the spills.
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- Antinous / Moderator
  
  That looks like Bush Jr.
GawainLavers

Worst fleshlight ever.
http://www.facebook.com/DaPlatypus Christopher Muns

Bring this back as it’s been discontinued! I have an 11 year old who loves ketchup, and I like scaring Muslim neighbors during BBQs. Make more damn it!