Was someone at CENTCOM fluffing for Jill Kelley on Wikipedia?

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32 Responses to “Was someone at CENTCOM fluffing for Jill Kelley on Wikipedia?”

  1. silkox says:

    That’s a fun new twist, all right. That ip address seems to have many users; it’s also the source of a few edit to the Lisa Nowak page, and many edits to the Rude Squad page. The detail in Jill’s listing: Jill Kelley, B.S.C, is out of place among the other distinguished alumni.

  2. spocko says:

    Now that you say printed pages is how the FBI measures emails, now 30,000 pages makes more sense than 30,000 emails. Here is why, say that you have written one letter, say One and 1/8th  printed pages worth of text. That will equal 2 full pages.And say that instead of just starting a new email the person does a reply and this goes back an forth 4 times with just a few extra words or one and one 1/8th pages (equal to two pages)
    Since it is a reply it narrows the text and makes it longer, say to 5 pages. And then that 5 becomes 9 page each way. Next thing you know you have 30,000 pages! 
    And I’m not even counting photos that are cut and pasted into the email does each shot of you naked count as a separate page? 

    What might be more interesting is knowing the frequency of emails and on whose side?

    • LinkMan says:

      Once you eliminate 28,000 pages of quoted replies, 1,000 pages of “Bill Gates will give you $100 to forward this” and 500 pages that consist only of “Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail” (which always seems to run over to the next page when you do need to print out that e-mail), there’s just not that much left.

    • Jim Saul says:

      How are pdf attachments counted? If they were sending bootleg copies of “50 Shades of Camouflage” to each other, how many pages is that?

  3. Ethan Taliesin Houser says:

    General John Allen is a total studmuffin and he’s only getting sexier with age!

  4. gsilas says:

    Well, that IP address has quite the history of military related edits, but only one for the John Allen page.  If I had a wikipedia page, I would edit it daily!

    • jhoosier says:

      “John R. Allen (born December 15, 1953) is a United States Marine Corps four-star general and had pancakes for breakfast this morning, followed by a satisfactory BM.”

  5. Teresa Nielsen Hayden says:

    I don’t give a damn about the adultery angle. Officials who work at Petraeus’s and Allen’s level of discretion shouldn’t go anywhere near such a tangled mess of flaky people, informal social connections, and unaccountable expenditures. Don’t they know a giant hairball security risk when they see one?

  6. 30000 pages * 80 columns * 80 rows * 6/8 (assuming base64 encoding) gives 144 megabytes. So maybe these two were emailing word documents to each other for a while. Does the FBI print binaries out then manually decode them? Maybe they are trying to decrypt it ;)

    One place I had to send binary files to had this fantastic email gateway which was better than me at detecting attached files. I had to pgp encode my data, ascii armour it, strip off the pgp header and footer and separately send instructions for the receiver to put their own header and footer on. That got it through.

    • Stryx Varia says:

      Seriously tho. I’ve gone back through old email backups and the attached images are stored as binaries, just a solid page of text. The FBI wouldn’t get punked by a service provider like that would they? I mean google wouldn’t just hand over one bigass text file and the FBI prints it out to see the patterns, right? 

      • The actual smtp and pop streams have to be ascii text, hence uuencode and base64. It is most likely that the FBI would be given those streams, but turning attachments back into binary files is trivial. I am sure they have tools to do that.

  7. Donald Petersen says:

    My theories?  I’m sorry, I have none.  This particular tempest in Uncle Sam’s teabarrel is beyond me.  I patiently await the miniseries.

  8. samari711 says:

    That sounds like a snarky comment left by one of the few people at CENTCOM who weren’t enamored with Jill Kelley

    • rattypilgrim says:

       Yes. it does, especially after reading (thanks Antinous) that she phoned 911 several times last week to complain about reporters on her property and claimed she was an “honorary diplomat” and due the same protection as the real thing. The chess reference sounds equally sarcastic. But that could be my own projection.

  9. Nadreck says:

    It all seems pretty traditional.  In “On the Psychology of Military Incompetence”, in the appendix on competency, Dixon points out that every really great general in history had a *very* active sex life.  The skills of guessing what the other person is up to and timing your responses appropriately are directly transferable.  A very active curiosity, a willingness to go exploring and compassion (as in an *appropriate* level of compassion for your troops) are must-haves in both fields.  By comparison, the dolts who cause military debacles are generally in the closet about everything.

    Ms. Kelley fills in the time honoured role of “camp follower” that you can read all about at least as far back as Kipling.

    The only novel aspect of things is the new panopticon of the Internet.  Even there, there was a lot of speculation about the moral effects of panopticons back in the Victorian era.

  10. SedanChair says:

    “Jill Kelley, amateur ambassador, queen of palace intrigue, CHIEF HARPY PRIESTESS SLUT of the base’s COVEN OF WITCHES that EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT, PRANCING AROUND”

  11. blueelm says:

    The talented Mrs. Kelly? 

  12. jmv says:

    Interesting, I didn’t realize Arcadia University was once known as Beaver Female Seminary.

  13. jbond says:

    huh huh  hu huh. She said, ‘Fluffing’.

    • feetleet says:

      Surely, I can’t be the first person to put this together, but just in case – ‘Jill Kelly’ (without an ‘e’) is the stage name of a famous 90′s-era porn star.  I don’t know who this CENTCOM girl is, but if she’s ‘fluffing for Jill Kelley’, you know she’s going places.  

  14. thespiansareweird says:

    btw, I work in the eDiscovery http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_discovery Pages are often used in regards to the collection of email or electronic documents as it is a holdover baseline from the days of reviewing/collecting paper documents. It is also a pretty good benchmark for quantity of email, since if you were to print them all to TIFF it would equal 30K pages (since you would get a new doc break at each new email, but some emails can go on and on and on) which gives a scope of the amount.

    As a guide, the industry standard of amounts etc is that 1GB = 5k Docs/50K pages of material. So all in all, this is prolly around 600MB of email they collected.

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