An Italian court determined Wednesday that it is not legal to have sex outdoors, even if everyone else is inside watching football. [Philip Pullella, Reuters]

  • Chuck

    How about if you’re watching the game while having sex?  Is that legal?

  • IronEdithKidd

    So what about in a tent while camping?  Or is that considered indoors enough to be legal?

  • LinkMan

    But if EVERYONE was inside watching the game, how did they get caught?

    • Jellodyne

      Exactly! Well, there is the possibility they turned themselves in to the law because of the guilt.

    • chaopoiesis

      They were midfield in the football stadium.

  • Jordan Pez

    Wasn’t this an episode of Dharma and Greg? (except it was the last episode of Seinfeld instead of Football)

  • http://2012diaries.blogspot.com/ tristan eldritch

    Not legal, but surely the more gratifying of the two options?

  • kjh

    They were outside, they were getting exercise and they weren’t watching TV.  As a parent, I would have thought this is all good.  

  • http://profiles.google.com/steve.nordquist Steve Nordquist

    No safety word instanced and no yellow flags, and it’s still an obscene act…in Rome? Is this for people who have not gotten around to weeping for burning Tuscany and submerged Venice, because of grappa austerity, or for people who forgot how to rent a glider to get 300′ up from rooftops to…it does seem fussy.

    • Stooge

      The couple decided to park their car, strip naked and start fucking on the grass verge at the corner of a residential road and a main road in daylight.

      Perhaps the policemen who spotted them might have treated them more leniently if the lady in question hadn’t hit them quite so many times with her handbag when they asked for some ID…

  • Slowermo

    I like to go grocery shopping during games in an especially (American) football crazy area. I still wouldn’t feel confident getting down in the cereal aisle. Maybe in the organic foods aisle though.

    • Boundegar

       What the hell is wrong with you?  Get back in the house and watch the game, dammit!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OAUXAA362EXWLYVMPJOKLFB5JQ Incipient Madness

     But what if it’s the
    First of May?