Jackass rejected as candidate

Officials in Guayaquil, Ecuador, have denied Mr. Burro, a donkey, the right to run for office. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

acerplatanoides

You can run for office from an embassy on foreign soil? (/sarcasm)
Brainspore

What about his pachyderm opponent?
Finnagain

Vote Goat! Vote Goat!
- niktemadur
  
  Vote Looney!
  But really, why are godless unpatriotic un-American Ecuatorians undermining the Hannity O’Reilly Coulter candidate?
  
  Arriba Ecuador! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa-GA7SSMTs
Lobster

Knoxville/Dunn 2016!
- Antinous / Moderator
  
  He wouldn’t be the first VP to be voted into office despite being dead.
Frank Diekman

If we rejected all the jackass candidates in America, there’d be no candidates! ZING!
- Jay Converse
  
  Too easy
- niktemadur
  
  Oh snap! Oh, no, you, didn’t!
  - http://twitter.com/HubrisSonic HubrisSonic
    
    I believe he did.
Fnordius

Someone in Ecuador took the wrong lessons from Caligula.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Duanburge/100000313244887 Mark Duanburge

Reminds of when Michael Moore tried to sign up a fig plant to run for congress:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqa_bhwA-1E