Man arrested for repeatedly sneaking onto farm, covering himself in dung and masturbating

A man has been arrested for repeatedly sneaking onto a farm in Cornwall, England, covering himself in cow-shit and masturbating. This is the third time he was caught at it.

It sounds like he really made the farm-owners' lives miserable. From a This is the West Country article:

“The family have to regularly check their livestock, outbuildings and equipment, as he has masturbated in a muck spreader and set fire to outbuildings, killing livestock in frustration when they cleaned out their farm equipment in an attempt to stop him from this lewd and obscene habit.”

Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time (via JWZ)