Nightmare: belly ring snags on pool drain

"The mom’s navel ring got entangled on a drain in the zero-depth swimming pool, filled with just six inches of water. 'I laid down to stay warm in the water, on my belly, I couldn’t get back up because I was stuck,' says the mom." — Tammy Vigil, KDVR


  1. I’m afraid to read this on account of Chuck Palahniuk’s swimming pool story. It can’t possibly be as bad, but I’m just too scared.


    1. I was totally thinking about Saint Gut-Free.

      Oops – he recycled that story into one of his novels. That’s the short version. And yea, based on a true story.

  2. “It’s a fashion symbol that can make your midriff look more attractive.”
    Really? I thought that was just because it reminds us men of the staple in a porno mag? :o)
    (I miss Frankie Boyle!)

    1. I thought it was an indicator of a woman who could be convinced to have anything done to her body.
      I guess the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

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