"The mom’s navel ring got entangled on a drain in the zero-depth swimming pool, filled with just six inches of water. 'I laid down to stay warm in the water, on my belly, I couldn’t get back up because I was stuck,' says the mom." — Tammy Vigil, KDVR

  • http://blog.doomsdayzen.com agonist

    We need a little bit more “survival of the fittest” in our society. Just a little bit. Just enough to weed out the outliers.

    • knoxblox

      Still, a tad smarter than getting your penis stuck in the pool suction, I think.

      • http://profiles.google.com/joshuabardwell Joshua Bardwell

        At least, for that, there is a good reason!

      • Ipo

         Women are too smart to get their penises stuck. 

  • TheKaz1969

    This is why I always swim with wire cutters.

  • Kingazaz

    I’m afraid to read this on account of Chuck Palahniuk’s swimming pool story. It can’t possibly be as bad, but I’m just too scared.

    CAUTION: http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts :CAUTION

    • Boundegar

      I was totally thinking about Saint Gut-Free.

      Oops – he recycled that story into one of his novels. That’s the short version. And yea, based on a true story.

  • Richard

    “It’s a fashion symbol that can make your midriff look more attractive.”
    Really? I thought that was just because it reminds us men of the staple in a porno mag? :o)
    (I miss Frankie Boyle!)

    • Zadaz

      I thought it was an indicator of a woman who could be convinced to have anything done to her body.
      I guess the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=692271352 Rob O’Daniel

    Apparently, there was not quite enough chlorine in that (gene) pool…