References:
“School cafeteria conversation.” 1982.

If it was Jordan, though, Jordan made it all much better when he had that hit solo single a decade or so later that proved his heteronormativity by singing about date rape.

If you were lying on the floor they would sometimes explore you and do things like run around inside your pants. If one wanted to move something or get it to move it would often use head buts and I’ve had one head but my ass.

I never thought of such behavior as particularly sexual (it was more ticklish),,  but maybe somebody with similar experience did, and then came up with a more sexual fantasy.

Though the species was not identified, I did indeed see a radiograph of small spinal columns which the docs ID’d as rodential in nature and were definitely lodged in that unusual place -and unfortunately unreachable by the insertee, prompting the trip to the ER. As these images were captured on laserdiscs among tens of thousands of others many many years ago,  I will not bother to try to find them and, for the record, will not expect anyone to believe me.

But I did find the darkly humorous side of radiologists quite endearing.

I’ve always figured the drug companies were behind the homo-misinformation campaign.  Wasn’t it a gay green monkey from Rangaloon, involved in a three-way tryst with bisexual acrobats in a diamond mine in the Belgian Congo?  That was the species-barrier leap.

By persuading everyone it was a “gay disease” (read that with your 1850 voice and laugh), the rapid and destructive spread through the overall population was assured, and a whole new diamond mine of R&D was created.  Which led to sales, which led to $.And don’t fight the rodent / bum thing too hard.  I have a hamster, and when I clean it out, it gets right up my arse.

But on the other hand, how does one “document” a case of gerbiling?  Is there some Gerbling Documentarian career path I’m not aware of?  :)

Maybe it’s like those magic-eye pictures and I’m just not seeing it.