Tila Tequila exposes The Illuminati

Richard Metzger at Dangerous Minds alerts us to Tila Tequila's latest incarnation, possibly hastened by a drug overdose and/or brain anyeurism. The former MySpace pinup now posts videos to YouTube in which she exposes the secret machinations of the all-powerful Illuminati. Really, a perfectly logical sequence of events, if you think about it.

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59 Responses to “Tila Tequila exposes The Illuminati”

  1. dimmu says:

    I told you people to stop smoking Alamout Black…

  2. Boundegar says:

    So mean comments on her youtube channel is a human rights violation by the Illuminati.  Has nobody explained to her what a troll is?

  3. Chuck says:

    Uh…

    “I’m the only one here doing this.”

    Oh, I see.  Apparently, all of the reports that there are other conspiracy theorists in the world is nothing but a lie, probably planted by the Illuminati themselves.

    • Chuck says:

      Ah, I joked too soon.  She actually called Alex Jones a sellout.  (At least Alex Jones has — like, ya know — actual details about the insidious conspiracies he reports on. Then again, I skipped through a significant part of the middle. I got impatient with the vague, valley girl kind of conspiracy theory she seemed to be engaging in.)

  4. Antinous / Moderator says:

    I guess that she’s been experiencing diminishing returns form exposing other things.

    • Florian Bösch says:

      You’d think that she could afford decent lighting and camera to shoot videos, like every other tuber that has any tiny bit of popularity.

  5. Peter says:

    I can’t believe I watched the whole video.

    Maybe she does “Illuminati exposing” on other videos, but this one, the thrust of her point, seems to be:

    “A secret government cabal is persecuting me with online trolls because I’m the only one who’s brave enough to tell the truth about the secret government cabal persecuting me with online trolls because I’m the only one who’s  brave enough to tell the truth about…”

    All that said, while it’s very sad that she seems to be deluded, on the one hand it’s almost encouraging, because at least taking on a persona of bravely exposing the truth for the good of the people feels like more noble what little I’d seen of her before which mainly seemed to be shameless self-promotion for her own benefit (which might be at the core of this persona-shift too, but I at least get the impression she’s sincere, if not-all-there). 

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      I can’t believe I watched the whole video.

      The Illuminati edited the video to put in secret mind-control glyphs making it impossible for you to look away until you’re fully programmed.

    • hymenopterid says:

      All that said, while it’s very sad that she seems to be deluded, on the one hand it’s almost encouraging, because at least taking on a persona of bravely exposing the truth for the good of the people feels like more noble what little I’d seen of her before which mainly seemed to be shameless self-promotion for her own benefit (which might be at the core of this persona-shift too, but I at least get the impression she’s sincere, if not-all-there).

      The thing is, most of those internet conspiracy theorists are profoundly narcissistic.  They spend a lot of time attacking other conspiracy theorists who’s ideas are sightly different than their own.  They frequently say things like, “Only I have realized this.” or “I’m the only one with the courage to say this.”  I can deal with crazy, I just can’t deal with crazy and condescending.

      • Peter says:

        Oh, true enough, it’s clear that she’s very self-centered even in this video, but there’s “narcissism where I’m awesome and trying to help you fools” and there’s “narcissism where all that matters is that I get mine, jack” and I tend to value the first version _slightly_ more, even if it comes off as condescending.

        Not that I want to spend time with either type of person.

      • C W says:

        Yeah, it’s common among the massively insecure that would have a problem proving their intelligence outside of these “insights”.

  6. azlefty says:

    I feel sorry for her,  her mind is definitely fried and I suspect  that soon we shall see her and Victoria Jackson on tour together to fight against  the  Mooslim Illuminati Lizard man in the  White House

  7. tricky says:

    yaaawn…. my paranoid schitzo friend weaves a thread that’s at least 10x more interesting… and she doesn’t need to repeat the same phrase every 3 minutes…

  8. BarBarSeven says:

    Tila Tequila exposes The Illuminati

    Way to out her word for her secret, special vagina.

  9. rickward says:

    Mental illness is not a wonderful thing.

  10. I think her head does seem somewhat fried, and the whole thing comes across more depressing than amusing.  I mean, whatever the mental state of a David Icke or Alex Jones, they sort of manage to put out a mostly on-point product – they’re high-functioning paranoiacs.  This girl is so rambling I can’t see what possible danger she could pose to the putative Illuminati – I’ve watched a couple of her videos and remain at a loss as to what she’s actually “exposed”.

  11. Stefán Sigurjónsson says:

    To be fair, she might be pulling a Joaquin Phoenix “I’m still alive” stunt…

  12. TheOven says:

    How can I get paid to build a Tila hate site? 

  13. lewis_stoole says:

    now that she has come out, i love her. i really love her. i was not in tune with her before because she was too libertine for my tastes, not hedonistic, but libertine.  now that i see this other side, a side that i have experienced before with some others who i wish did not have this “second sight”, my empathy towards her has exponentiated.  conspiracies are all around us, and for those of us cursed with the sight to see them, i really bleed for their pain, because it is apparently, terrifying and real.

  14. Frank Diekman says:

    Creepy animated doll that can’t construct a coherent sentence warns us about global conspiracy.

  15. Jjoseph says:

    OMG… 7 minutes into “this isn’t about me” and all I heard was about how sorry her life is!
    Tila. please go back to exposing as much flesh as possible or exercising on TV in tight clothing or do another unreality show about you are into menand women but please stop boring us!

    • Christopher says:

      I don’t mind if she goes back to exposing herself or exercising, but, honestly, I think bisexuals have a hard enough time as it is without programming like Shot At Love helping to cement many peoples’ prejudices.

  16. That_Anonymous_Coward says:

    So the thing to learn from this…
    Obviously she does not call her breasts or her no no spot Illuminati, because she has been exposing those for years.

  17. PaulDavisTheFirst says:

    that was really quite remarkable. wow. how does this happen? drugs? did she actually say anything? 

  18. Velocirapt42 says:

    Edit: Aneurysm.

  19. gauch0 says:

    It really does track perfectly. Next in the sequence will be: (a) Wall Street Journal, (b) Church of Christ, (c) colonic irrigation, or (d) P.J. O’Rourke.

  20. chris jimson says:

    Idiots.  Clearly she is working FOR the Illuminati, and this is all a ruse to cover up their real actions and aims.

  21. Kimmo says:

    I’ll go along with Peter; at least she’s vaguely aware that the elite don’t have our interests at heart.

  22. Cola Johnson says:

    I’m not trying to attack her appearance when there’s so much else going on in this video, but is she wearing those anime doll contact lenses?  Her eyes look completely wrong and it’s very distracting. :/

  23. Chris Noble says:

    Someone get her a copy of “The Invisibles”. Then take cover.

  24. Wayne Dyer says:

    “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”

  25. niktemadur says:

    Infuriating and heartbreaking that Carl Sagan’s “The Demon-Haunted World” remains as relevant today as when it was written 17 years ago, maybe even more so.

  26. Halloween_Jack says:

    The problem with wondering if she needs medication (the real kind, not the DIY) is that she’s done so much stuff in recent years just to get a little attention that there’s a girl-who-cried-wolf aura around anything that she does now. 

  27. Carlos Mal says:

    Xeni Jardin is, obviously, one of the others…

  28. valiant66 says:

    Ah… this makes me want to go brew up a delicious cup of Lapsang Souchong, sit back, and bask in my superiority. I read Anton Wilson & Robert Shea’s Illumanti trilogy back in the 80′s: she clearly started recently, got confused, and this is the result.

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