Steampunk's Guide to Sex


36 Responses to “Steampunk's Guide to Sex”

  1. Revolting.

    All that’s required is a candle, and a Barry White record on the stereo.

  2. Jean Baptiste says:

    101 pages?  I think I’ll pass…

    • magpiekilljoy says:

       It’s 160 pages. Still slim, but it’s also a $10 book.

      • Jean Baptiste says:

        At 160 pages I’d definitely be more likely to buy a copy, for sure :)  But amazon is saying it’s 108 pages.  Might wanna let ‘em know they’re wrong, if so.  Good luck with the book :)

  3. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Some of us have been using spare machine parts as sex toys for decades.

  4. Jake0748 says:

    That  Margaret Killjoy is a real downer, man.  Plus… I can’t wait to see what they mean by “gay New York”, how does THAT fit in with the whole Steampunk thingiedoodle?

  5. bzishi says:

    “Hold on one second. I’ve got to get the hydraulics to work. Oh, and you might want to put on those welding goggles I gave you.”

  6. Who has time to have sex when they’re trying to find ornamental brass gears to complete their PC case?
    I’m starting to have doubts about the dedication of this community.

  7. oldtaku says:

    Unless it involves gluing a shitload of cogs and watches to your dick I don’t want to hear about it.

    If it does, I’ll take a dozen copies!

  8. leidentech says:

    Beware of burns.  Enough said.

  9. gwailo_joe says:

    For what it’s worth, I had absolutely fabulous sexual congress this early afternoon, with an actual person..and it was mutually beneficial.

    No unnecessary adjuncts or additives were put into play.

    (OK: Kleenex.  Kleenex is helpful.  And a glass of water for post-coital hydration…)

    But shouldn’t sex be a journey, an adventure?  Two (or more) people exhibiting the fundamental reason for existence…whilst accumulating orgasms along the way…

    Following in the footsteps of others might be useful for some…but while I have no truck with this book (I like books! I like sex!)…I do have one issue:

    Hydraulic fluid has No Place in the bedroom!

  10. niktemadur says:

    What is this, Boing Boing After Dark?

  11. Hugh Johnson says:

    Yet another shark has been jumped.

  12. redesigned says:

    i’m not sure what steampunk sex is…but i’m fairly certain it involves lots of gears, aviator goggles, a gas mask, an old typewriter, and a bunch of brown leather and brass.

  13. Brian Easton says:

    I draw the line at taking sexual advice from Alan Moore

  14. ImmortalYawn says:

    Jesus, isnt this crap dead yet?

  15. jimmyungreek says:

    A quick google image search of steampunk porn (filters off) yields a great deal about lady clangkington -aka ‘nicotine’.  check out the guy in the white pith helmet. jeezus it’s horrifying!  the egos are astounding!

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