Comments on: Steampunk's Guide to Sex http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Tue, 21 May 2013 07:05:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Dr. Chronobiologist http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1591117 Dr. Chronobiologist Sun, 25 Nov 2012 19:48:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1591117  Yeah. Awful [slips off pyjama pants], just awful.  Yeah. Awful [slips off pyjama pants], just awful.

]]> By: Jeremiah Cornelius http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1591089 Jeremiah Cornelius Sun, 25 Nov 2012 18:59:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1591089 Yes. I was positioning at the extremes, with Barry "take it all off" White. "Let's Get It On" is aural lubrication. Al Green can do a number, too. Sade? You save her up, for when you're in L-O-V-E ! Yes. I was positioning at the extremes, with Barry “take it all off” White.

“Let’s Get It On” is aural lubrication.

Al Green can do a number, too.

Sade? You save her up, for when you’re in L-O-V-E !

]]> By: jimmyungreek http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1591047 jimmyungreek Sun, 25 Nov 2012 16:06:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1591047 A quick google image search of steampunk porn (filters off) yields a great deal about lady clangkington -aka 'nicotine'.  check out the guy in the white pith helmet. jeezus it's horrifying!  the egos are astounding! A quick google image search of steampunk porn (filters off) yields a great deal about lady clangkington -aka ‘nicotine’.  check out the guy in the white pith helmet. jeezus it’s horrifying!  the egos are astounding!

]]> By: ImmortalYawn http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590974 ImmortalYawn Sun, 25 Nov 2012 03:51:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590974 Jesus, isnt this crap dead yet? Jesus, isnt this crap dead yet?

]]> By: Brian Easton http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590966 Brian Easton Sun, 25 Nov 2012 03:07:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590966 I draw the line at taking sexual advice from Alan Moore I draw the line at taking sexual advice from Alan Moore

]]> By: redesigned http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590955 redesigned Sun, 25 Nov 2012 01:26:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590955 i'm not sure what steampunk sex is...but i'm fairly certain it involves lots of gears, aviator goggles, a gas mask, an old typewriter, and a bunch of brown leather and brass. i’m not sure what steampunk sex is…but i’m fairly certain it involves lots of gears, aviator goggles, a gas mask, an old typewriter, and a bunch of brown leather and brass.

]]> By: Jem Sweeney http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590922 Jem Sweeney Sat, 24 Nov 2012 21:25:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590922 No, don't. Tell me about sexually-transmitted tetanus, too. That's gotta stump the doc. No, don’t. Tell me about sexually-transmitted tetanus, too. That’s gotta stump the doc.

]]> By: welcomeabored http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590734 welcomeabored Sat, 24 Nov 2012 16:31:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590734 'I am the Keymaster!  Are you the Gate Keeper?' ‘I am the Keymaster!  Are you the Gate Keeper?’

]]> By: KBert http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590719 KBert Sat, 24 Nov 2012 14:14:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590719 Too high a risk of going blind, for me... Too high a risk of going blind, for me…

]]> By: Funk Daddy http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590712 Funk Daddy Sat, 24 Nov 2012 13:05:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590712 reasonably attractive or well accessorized, either is acceptable sex fodder in a fashion subculture reasonably attractive or well accessorized, either is acceptable sex fodder in a fashion subculture

]]> By: Jardine http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590711 Jardine Sat, 24 Nov 2012 13:04:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590711 I'll just leave this here: http://vimeo.com/860821 I’ll just leave this here:

http://vimeo.com/860821

]]> By: Jardine http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590710 Jardine Sat, 24 Nov 2012 13:02:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590710 <i>If you're reasonably attractive</i> Fuck. If you’re reasonably attractive

Fuck.

]]> By: Hugh Johnson http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590706 Hugh Johnson Sat, 24 Nov 2012 12:29:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590706 Yet another shark has been jumped. Yet another shark has been jumped.

]]> By: niktemadur http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590698 niktemadur Sat, 24 Nov 2012 11:20:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590698 What is this, Boing Boing After Dark? What is this, Boing Boing After Dark?

]]> By: niktemadur http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590696 niktemadur Sat, 24 Nov 2012 11:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590696 <i>spare machine parts as sex toys</i> Spare us the details. spare machine parts as sex toys

Spare us the details.

]]> By: niktemadur http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590695 niktemadur Sat, 24 Nov 2012 11:17:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590695 Barry White?  Trying to hard.  "Oooh baby, I wanna be your everything". Marvin Gaye is the man.  Sade ain't too shabby either. In fact, Sade is the fucking bomb for fucking. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzvM0M6lRfI Barry White?  Trying to hard.  “Oooh baby, I wanna be your everything”.
Marvin Gaye is the man.  Sade ain’t too shabby either.
In fact, Sade is the fucking bomb for fucking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzvM0M6lRfI

]]> By: SoItBegins http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590689 SoItBegins Sat, 24 Nov 2012 10:31:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590689 ...nudge nudge, wink wink... …nudge nudge, wink wink…

]]> By: Senor Schaffer http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590687 Senor Schaffer Sat, 24 Nov 2012 10:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590687 http://timothyjones.typepad.com/photos/stuff/nerds.jpg http://timothyjones.typepad.com/photos/stuff/nerds.jpg

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590683 Antinous / Moderator Sat, 24 Nov 2012 09:36:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590683 <blockquote>Hydraulic fluid has No Place in the bedroom!</blockquote><i>Fred With Tires</i> disagrees.

Hydraulic fluid has No Place in the bedroom!

Fred With Tires disagrees.

]]> By: orangedesperado http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590672 orangedesperado Sat, 24 Nov 2012 09:02:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590672 No, you are both incorrect. It is a nattily dressed Calliope player and a gaggle of gender-fluid polyamorous lasses, at least one of whom wears a monocle. Plus some dust. No, you are both incorrect. It is a nattily dressed Calliope player and a gaggle of gender-fluid polyamorous lasses, at least one of whom wears a monocle. Plus some dust.

]]> By: Florian Bösch http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590668 Florian Bösch Sat, 24 Nov 2012 08:31:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590668 Everybody's got to let of some steam... ^^ Brought to you by the Interior Dep. of Bad Puns Everybody’s got to let of some steam… ^^

Brought to you by the Interior Dep. of Bad Puns

]]> By: gwailo_joe http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590667 gwailo_joe Sat, 24 Nov 2012 08:30:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590667 For what it's worth, I had absolutely fabulous sexual congress this early afternoon, with an actual person..and it was mutually beneficial. No unnecessary adjuncts or additives were put into play. (OK: Kleenex.  Kleenex is helpful.  And a glass of water for post-coital hydration...) But shouldn't sex be a journey, an adventure?  Two (or more) people exhibiting the fundamental reason for existence...whilst accumulating orgasms along the way... Following in the footsteps of others might be useful for some...but while I have no truck with this book (I like books! I like sex!)...I do have one issue: Hydraulic fluid has No Place in the bedroom! For what it’s worth, I had absolutely fabulous sexual congress this early afternoon, with an actual person..and it was mutually beneficial.

No unnecessary adjuncts or additives were put into play.

(OK: Kleenex.  Kleenex is helpful.  And a glass of water for post-coital hydration…)

But shouldn’t sex be a journey, an adventure?  Two (or more) people exhibiting the fundamental reason for existence…whilst accumulating orgasms along the way…

Following in the footsteps of others might be useful for some…but while I have no truck with this book (I like books! I like sex!)…I do have one issue:

Hydraulic fluid has No Place in the bedroom!

]]> By: Rich Keller http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590664 Rich Keller Sat, 24 Nov 2012 08:18:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590664 I beg your pardon, but it's a Bunsen burner and a Joplin roll on the Pianola. I beg your pardon, but it’s a Bunsen burner and a Joplin roll on the Pianola.

]]> By: leidentech http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590662 leidentech Sat, 24 Nov 2012 08:08:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590662 Beware of burns.  Enough said. Beware of burns.  Enough said.

]]> By: Jean Baptiste http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590654 Jean Baptiste Sat, 24 Nov 2012 07:18:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590654 At 160 pages I'd definitely be more likely to buy a copy, for sure :)  But amazon is saying it's 108 pages.  Might wanna let 'em know they're wrong, if so.  Good luck with the book :) At 160 pages I’d definitely be more likely to buy a copy, for sure :)  But amazon is saying it’s 108 pages.  Might wanna let ‘em know they’re wrong, if so.  Good luck with the book :)

]]> By: Jem Sweeney http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590653 Jem Sweeney Sat, 24 Nov 2012 07:06:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590653 Eh. If you're reasonably attractive, any subculture is a pretty good place to get laid, since you're surrounded by people as crazy as you are. Eh. If you’re reasonably attractive, any subculture is a pretty good place to get laid, since you’re surrounded by people as crazy as you are.

]]> By: oldtaku http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590649 oldtaku Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:37:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590649 Unless it involves gluing a shitload of cogs and watches to your dick I don't want to hear about it. If it does, I'll take a dozen copies! Unless it involves gluing a shitload of cogs and watches to your dick I don’t want to hear about it.

If it does, I’ll take a dozen copies!

]]> By: housechore http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590640 housechore Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:10:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590640 Knees clapped shut. Knees clapped shut.

]]> By: magpiekilljoy http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590637 magpiekilljoy Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:55:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590637  It's 160 pages. Still slim, but it's also a $10 book.  It’s 160 pages. Still slim, but it’s also a $10 book.

]]> By: Dr. Chronobiologist http://boingboing.net/2012/11/23/steampunks-guide-to-sex-2.html#comment-1590634 Dr. Chronobiologist Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:33:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=195818#comment-1590634 Who has time to have sex when they're trying to find ornamental brass gears to complete their PC case? I'm starting to have doubts about the dedication of this community. Who has time to have sex when they’re trying to find ornamental brass gears to complete their PC case?
I’m starting to have doubts about the dedication of this community.

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