Rough drafts of Chris Brown's inevitable "return to Twitter" tweet

"I didn't even know my account was shut down. The way I tweet is I write stuff on the wall with my feces and my manager types it into Twitter."


  1. My instinctive reaction to anything dealing with Chris Brown is to suggest that he simply be ignored in order to speed him to the obscurity that he richly deserves, but this was very funny and on the point.

  2. Oh come now. Even animals have feelings…

    That’s why we kill them quickly.  Adrenaline tastes yucky  

  3. Jenny has been hammering away at Brown for ages, and it’s amazing to see it punch through.  If you’re a celebrity you’ve got to have a thick twitter-skin, and it’s revealing that Brown doesn’t.

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