Comments on: Ad for freelance Russian bank-robbers http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:41:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Alexander Temerev http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html#comment-1596704 Alexander Temerev Sun, 02 Dec 2012 19:49:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=197154#comment-1596704 I attempted to translate the full text of the advertisement. ====== "Undeceived" drops for large cash operations in US Fast and guaranteed cashing out We accept wire transfers / ACHs (next day) from $10,000 It's convenient to be our partner: — Unique web admin interface: no response delays; — Immediate response for all your tasks; — All functions of the drops can be tailored for client needs; — WebMoney/LibertyReserve/Western Union payments on time, cashing out Western Union / MoneyGram payments — Cashing out tax returns, etc. — We can accept the delivery of expensive purchases [by stolen credit cards] — Drops are available for other interesting projects We work only with the persons who have recommendations. Contact us via PM. I attempted to translate the full text of the advertisement.
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“Undeceived” drops for large cash operations in US

Fast and guaranteed cashing out
We accept wire transfers / ACHs (next day) from $10,000

It’s convenient to be our partner:

— Unique web admin interface: no response delays;
— Immediate response for all your tasks;
— All functions of the drops can be tailored for client needs;
— WebMoney/LibertyReserve/Western Union payments on time, cashing out Western Union / MoneyGram payments
— Cashing out tax returns, etc.
— We can accept the delivery of expensive purchases [by stolen credit cards]
— Drops are available for other interesting projects

We work only with the persons who have recommendations.

Contact us via PM.

]]> By: Lobster http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html#comment-1595479 Lobster Fri, 30 Nov 2012 16:13:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=197154#comment-1595479  He's probably on the phone with Roman.  He’s probably on the phone with Roman.

]]> By: McGreens http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html#comment-1595427 McGreens Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:40:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=197154#comment-1595427 Pedantry alert: that's not Comic Sans, it's Marker Felt. Pedantry alert: that’s not Comic Sans, it’s Marker Felt.

]]> By: Art http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html#comment-1595401 Art Fri, 30 Nov 2012 13:30:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=197154#comment-1595401 He MUST be a bank robber,  Hes' got a stylish facial stubble, a scowl and a "Member's Only" jacket. He MUST be a bank robber, 
Hes’ got a stylish facial stubble, a scowl and a “Member’s Only” jacket.

]]> By: James Burwell http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html#comment-1595229 James Burwell Fri, 30 Nov 2012 03:47:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=197154#comment-1595229 Funny, they forgot the part about Niko Bellic being Serbian as opposed to Russian... DETAILS, PEOPLE... Funny, they forgot the part about Niko Bellic being Serbian as opposed to Russian…
DETAILS, PEOPLE…

]]> By: commodork http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html#comment-1595185 commodork Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:36:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=197154#comment-1595185 The first thing I noticed was the Sabre GT in the background. Does that make me a game geek or a gearhead? The first thing I noticed was the Sabre GT in the background. Does that make me a game geek or a gearhead?

]]> By: OriGuy http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html#comment-1595174 OriGuy Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:16:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=197154#comment-1595174 I didn't know Comic Sans had Cyrillic letters! КООЛ! I didn’t know Comic Sans had Cyrillic letters! КООЛ!

]]> By: Taylor Jessen http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html#comment-1595025 Taylor Jessen Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:04:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=197154#comment-1595025  Heh, they replaced the "Cluckin' Bell" sign with "Chase". See, the key to great art direction is minding the details.  Heh, they replaced the “Cluckin’ Bell” sign with “Chase”. See, the key to great art direction is minding the details.

]]> By: Taylor Jessen http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html#comment-1595016 Taylor Jessen Thu, 29 Nov 2012 22:57:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=197154#comment-1595016 And they're specifically targeting MY bank in the ad! Thank you, cheekbone-accented Russian crime syndicate. "Wow! Napoleon Bonaparte, the legendary French hero, takes the same bus as I do...number two!" - Luis Avalos, right before being hit on the head by a Napoleon impersonator, in a "Spider-Man" sketch from "The Electric Company" And they’re specifically targeting MY bank in the ad! Thank you, cheekbone-accented Russian crime syndicate.

“Wow! Napoleon Bonaparte, the legendary French hero, takes the same bus as I do…number two!” – Luis Avalos, right before being hit on the head by a Napoleon impersonator, in a “Spider-Man” sketch from “The Electric Company”

]]> By: Chentzilla http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html#comment-1594969 Chentzilla Thu, 29 Nov 2012 22:20:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=197154#comment-1594969 The art is as stolen as the "goods" they advertize: http://patrickbrown.deviantart.com/art/GTA-IV-Man-on-a-Mission-100802053 The art is as stolen as the “goods” they advertize: http://patrickbrown.deviantart.com/art/GTA-IV-Man-on-a-Mission-100802053

]]> By: splashu http://boingboing.net/2012/11/29/ad-for-freelance-russian-bank.html#comment-1594937 splashu Thu, 29 Nov 2012 21:49:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=197154#comment-1594937 Apparently they're big fans of Grand Theft Auto 4. Apparently they’re big fans of Grand Theft Auto 4.

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