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  • http://profiles.google.com/psyghamn Sam Stacklin

    I think this should be titled “Peter the elephant is an asshole to a pianist.”  Banging on the keys and shoving the back of his head does not count a “playing a piano.”

    • http://www.xeni.net/ Xeni Jardin

      That is pretty much the ultimate “missing the point” internet comment of all time. Gonna frame it and hang it on the wall, bro!

      • http://deansli.st/ Dean Putney

        Just think of the linkbait, though! For god’s sake, won’t somebody think of the pageviews!?

    • millie fink

      What I saw was an elephant interacting to an amazing degree with the music, the instrument, and the pianist. Big brains in those big guys!

  • http://twitter.com/fossilfuels Funk Daddy

    I like his regard for the horror that an elephant tickling the ivory might represent to an elephant lover. 

    • http://twitter.com/chriscoreline chris coreline

      because all piano keys are made of ebony and ivory like in the song despite better, cheeper and less cruel materials such as plastic being available for nearly a century.makes perfect sense.

  • http://thisisonlya.blogspot.com robcat2075

    Piano needs a little sign that reads “Please don’t squash the piano player!”

    • Ken Snider

      ..and possibly a helmet. :)

  • Nash Rambler

    PETER THE ELEPHANT: Play for me primate.  Something catchy, something bouncy.
    PAUL BARTON: *plays a few bars of “Baby Elephant Walk” by Henry Mancini*
    PETER: Oh very droll, tiny, squishy being.  Quite clever.  I suppose you know what happens next?
    PAUL BARTON: *sadly plays a few bars of “Elephant Stepped on My Foot” by Maceo Parker*

    • ocker3

       Oh that’s good :D

  • Brainspore

    Obligatory Larson:

    • Brainspore

      Come to think of it, I can remember at least three “Far Side” comics that combined elephants and pianos in some way.

    • noah django

       ”When all else fails, play ‘Louie Louie,’ right?” –Iggy Pop

      come to think of it, the Stooges did play like a bunch of elephants.

  • thatbaddog

    Elephant hates annoying Maple Leaf Rag, and strongly desires for performance to cease.

    Elephant tries every way possible to communicate desire to Piano-man.

    Piano-man mistakes all attempts at such communication for encouragement.

    Elephant reminded once again that man is a species of limited intellectual capacity, piano-man especially so.

    • social_maladroit

      According to the experts in elephant behavior at Wikipedia, “Older elephants use trunk-slaps, kicks or shoving to discipline younger ones.” So, obviously, every time Peter bonks Paul on the head, he’s saying, “Hey! You missed a note!”

  • Boundegar

    It’s kissing him!  Either that, or trying to remove his toupee.

    • Bobsyeruncle

      I can haz braaaaiiiinz?  The elephant is trying to distract him before sucking out his brains? :-D

  • http://twitter.com/golvio golvio

    It’s hilarious how Peter starts tapping the piano with his trunk like he’s trying to figure out where the sound comes from. Very fascinating!

  • Henry Pootel

    That is truly a wonderful thing :)

  • UncaScrooge

    Hipster Elephant was already into Elephant Music when Dave Soldier came through. You probably haven’t heard of him.

  • StCredZero

    I wonder how she’d do with something sized more for the trunk? How about some footpedals? 

  • Syn -

    Unfair! I already told my friends i was depressed. What do i do with this smile now?

  • sburns54

    Elephants are amazingly human-like! Peter’s technique, sense of rhythm, and ability are JUST LIKE MINE, with uncannily similar results.

  • CLamb

    Is this elephant amused or annoyed?  How does one tell?

    • miasm

      angry elephants are regularly accompanied by squishing and popping sounds.