• Henry Pootel

    Sex toy?  Food gadget?  Both!

    • Preston Sturges

      It’s food that spatters all over your face.

  • PhosPhorious

    I have the weirdest boner right now.

  • http://twitter.com/Kra1d Alex

    Une drille, un blé d’Inde. Pretty self-explanatory. 

    • Antinous / Moderator

      The French term for corn is ‘wheat of India’?

      • foobar

        And potatoes are apples of dirt.

      • http://www.facebook.com/arnaud.clermonte Arnaud Clermonte

        No, that’s the Quebec term.

        The french one is “maïs”

    • graou

      Thank you for that, i’m french and i just understood “une drille”, never heard of “blé d’inde” before.
      And if anyone cares, we don’t use “drille” in France, it’s “perceuse”.

      • http://deansli.st/ Dean Putney

        Dude is so French Canadian.

  • robotnik

    I prefer that a video that teaches me how to do something in 10 seconds do so in less than 10 seconds. Time’s a-wastin’!

  • millie fink

    Cheesy.

    • Sanjaya Kumar

      Corny.

  • Fred Sharp

    Clearly this jackwagon doesn’t know what a “cob” is.

  • TWX

    More like, way to break a tooth when hitting something that doesn’t give as easily as one expects…

    • GrumpySteen

      I’m not sure what you’ve been eating, but it doesn’t sound like corn.

      • TWX

         I’ve had cobs where some very tough cellulose cob part stuck out past the kernels.  That would not be fun to hit at 400RPM.

  • ChicagoD

    That is an ear of corn. I expected to see someone gnawing on their foot.

  • Ramone

    NEXT TIME, ON APPALACHIAN EMERGENCY ROOM….

  • AllyPally

    Strange use of the word ‘eat’. What proportion of the corn got into the mouth, do you think?

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Have you ever seen an eating contest? Mostly face-smearing contests.

  • Ian McLoud

    *Flossing times may vary.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Presumably, he flosses with a Sawzall.

  • SomeGuyNamedMark

    How to eat “a corn” as opposed to “the corn”?

    • http://cobramcgiantballs.tumblr.com/ Xploder

       Maybe they meant one kernel. I love screwy titles.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Flugfrei-Jones/1403604860 Flugfrei Jones

    i’m glad i wasn’t drinking milk when i saw this.

  • http://twitter.com/leftnotracks Scott Falkner

    ’murica!

    • Boundegar

      I don’t believe the gentlemen is American.  But feel free to heap scorn anyway.

      • http://www.frogworth.com/blog/ Peter Hollo

        North America, don’t'cha know.

  • nanner

    1) he totally didn’t eat a corn. 2) it took him 21 seconds not to do it. 

  • bjepson

    I wanna see him trim a nose hair next.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefan_e_jones/ Stefan Jones

    Watching that makes me feel uncomfortable in so many ways.

  • mappo

    Eat a corn on the cob and make it sexy!

  • Jonbly Herbert

    Presented by the International Dentistry Conspiracy.

  • KWillets

    I got a kernel panic just watching that.

  • edkedz

    But how long to eat “a bread”? Or for the eating of “a soup”?

  • soylent_plaid

    Must do wonders for the old teeth.

  • Preston Sturges

    You got a little on your chin….no the other side….

  • That_Anonymous_Coward

    So this is that flawed training video that explained how glory holes worked….

  • http://thisisonlya.blogspot.com robcat2075

    I suspect the “a” is a translation problem.  I don’t think French has a construction situation like our article-less “How to eat corn”.  They always eat “a bit of” or “a piece of” or “a cup of” something but never eat something without an article or modifier.

  • Baldhead

    Funny, here I’ve been enjoying my food all this time instead of seeing how fast I can cram it in my face.

  • noggin

    Okay, but does the drill go on the left or right side of the plate?  Or perhaps above the plate?  Is it ok to provide corded drills for my guests?  Do I need to provide reversible drills for my left-handed guests?