Dean Putney at 11:59 am Fri, Nov 30, 2012
how to eat a corn in 10 seconds via reddit's "Learn Useless Talents" section
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Sex toy? Food gadget? Both!
It’s food that spatters all over your face.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Une drille, un blé d’Inde. Pretty self-explanatory.
The French term for corn is ‘wheat of India’?
And potatoes are apples of dirt.
No, that’s the Quebec term.
The french one is “maïs”
Thank you for that, i’m french and i just understood “une drille”, never heard of “blé d’inde” before.
And if anyone cares, we don’t use “drille” in France, it’s “perceuse”.
Dude is so French Canadian.
I prefer that a video that teaches me how to do something in 10 seconds do so in less than 10 seconds. Time’s a-wastin’!
Clearly this jackwagon doesn’t know what a “cob” is.
More like, way to break a tooth when hitting something that doesn’t give as easily as one expects…
I’m not sure what you’ve been eating, but it doesn’t sound like corn.
I’ve had cobs where some very tough cellulose cob part stuck out past the kernels. That would not be fun to hit at 400RPM.
That is an ear of corn. I expected to see someone gnawing on their foot.
NEXT TIME, ON APPALACHIAN EMERGENCY ROOM….
Strange use of the word ‘eat’. What proportion of the corn got into the mouth, do you think?
Have you ever seen an eating contest? Mostly face-smearing contests.
*Flossing times may vary.
Presumably, he flosses with a Sawzall.
How to eat “a corn” as opposed to “the corn”?
Maybe they meant one kernel. I love screwy titles.
i’m glad i wasn’t drinking milk when i saw this.
I don’t believe the gentlemen is American. But feel free to heap scorn anyway.
North America, don’t'cha know.
1) he totally didn’t eat a corn. 2) it took him 21 seconds not to do it.
I wanna see him trim a nose hair next.
Watching that makes me feel uncomfortable in so many ways.
Eat a corn on the cob and make it sexy!
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I got a kernel panic just watching that.
But how long to eat “a bread”? Or for the eating of “a soup”?
Must do wonders for the old teeth.
You got a little on your chin….no the other side….
So this is that flawed training video that explained how glory holes worked….
I suspect the “a” is a translation problem. I don’t think French has a construction situation like our article-less “How to eat corn”. They always eat “a bit of” or “a piece of” or “a cup of” something but never eat something without an article or modifier.
Funny, here I’ve been enjoying my food all this time instead of seeing how fast I can cram it in my face.
Okay, but does the drill go on the left or right side of the plate? Or perhaps above the plate? Is it ok to provide corded drills for my guests? Do I need to provide reversible drills for my left-handed guests?