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  • SuperMatt

    I prefer to imagine a world in which Nicolas Cage isn’t in any movies.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      He was fine in the 1980s before the fossilization set in.

      • eldritch

        He was AMAZING in Raising Arizona. Everything since? Ehh…

    • Daneel

      I actually like Nic Cage films. There are plenty worse actors out there.

      Adaptation is great. Lord of War is a good film, as are Leaving Las Vegas and Wild at Heart.
      Personally, I really like Red Rock West, Bringing Out The Dead and 8mm too, and for popcorn films there’s not a lot wrong with any of The Rock, Con Air or Face/Off. Nowt wrong with Kick-Ass, either.

      I even like Snake Eyes. Well, the first scene, anyway.

      I’ll grant you, Season of the Witch was dire, even with Ron Perlman in it.

      • Antinous / Moderator

        National Treasure was like getting hit in the face with condom full of pus.

  • Salamalecs
  • edison_carter

    Shouldn’t this be Kevin Bacon?

  • robotnik

    Imagine? I thought he was.

  • http://cobramcgiantballs.tumblr.com/ Xploder

    Thank you for providing me the fodder for my next few nightmares…

  • t3kna2007

    I’m watching “Knowing” as I read this.  I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.  It doesn’t mean anything.  People just see what they want see.

  • http://twitter.com/ImmortalYawn ImmortalYawn

    I havent seen Nicholas Cage in anyhting for a long time. And even when he was more prominent, it didnt seem like he was in every movie.

    This just seems like youre stretching the truth to post some shitty meme related thing.

    • http://twitter.com/amanicdroid Dr. Chronobiologist

      You are 4 years old and what is this?

  • Andrew Singleton

    Look. Is he Great? No. Is he as horrible as all the jokes and barbs are making him out to be? No. it’s like Micheal Bay. You don’t go to a movie with Nick Cage in it expecting shakespear. Much like with Bay you don’t go in thinking you’ll get class acting and deep plotlines.

  • http://twitter.com/TimmoWarner Timmo Warner

    Nick Cage is awesome in Kick Ass, and the lead in Lord of War is the part he was born to play.

  • feetleet

    I rode Nic Cage hard.